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Humor Demotivational Poster


GO ON WITHOUT ME - But leave...(cough)...the cookies...


TAGS: kitten humor
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - March 3, 2012, 11:19 pm

WOW!!
caveman - March 3, 2012, 8:31 pm
over 600 now
lgvernon - February 22, 2012, 10:49 am

You may kiss my ring... Thanks for letting me know!~
motinet - February 22, 2012, 10:13 am

Blew through 400, now 500+ dang!
lgvernon - February 12, 2012, 6:38 pm

Thanks for letting me know. I had no idea. Thanks for all your hard work!~
motinet - February 12, 2012, 6:31 pm

Ummm looks like you will crack 400!
lgvernon - January 10, 2012, 10:52 pm

Thank you so much for letting me know, motinet! This is very fun! (BTW, I r a SHE)
motinet - January 10, 2012, 9:46 pm

wow, only his 19th motifake and he broke 100+ shares. Impressive.
lgvernon - December 31, 2011, 8:33 pm

LOL~~
maoworks2 - December 31, 2011, 8:05 pm
Don't Ask For Whom The Bell Tolls,It Tolls For Thee. Hemingway.
maoworks2 - December 31, 2011, 4:43 pm
Don't Ash For Whom The Bell Tolls It Tolls For Thee. Hemingway
Verdeckt - December 31, 2011, 10:29 am
Submit to Dig My Dog site


MARINES -


TAGS: humor
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

boston - July 23, 2012, 3:06 pm
Not impossible....Similar incident happened to a poor soul who fell down a flight of steel steps after misapproating several electronic item from several rooms in army barracks in Germany...
Airman - April 6, 2012, 1:01 pm
with over 100,000 motifakes out there, it's impossible. I actually made one a month ago that was a duplicate of one I made 2 years ago! part of the fun of getting old
lgvernon - April 5, 2012, 8:35 pm

That's a beauty, Airman. I wonder~~should we go back and look at years and years of posters to avoid making a duplicate? I don't know about you, but I don't have that kind of time.
Airman - April 5, 2012, 4:19 pm
there's always 123973 from 16 months ago
lgvernon - April 5, 2012, 3:51 pm

This news article is a generated one, not a real one, I'm sure.
Tarapin - April 5, 2012, 12:35 pm
Spypengen: I hope you're being sarcastic. Everyone involved knows exactly what happened, including anyone who reads the report in the future. This is more of a report. "Heh heh, got it falling down!"
inFAM1S - April 2, 2012, 8:19 pm
Thats Awesome
spypengen - April 2, 2012, 9:23 am
cover up something*
spypengen - April 2, 2012, 9:23 am
so the guy got a broken jaw broken leg missing teeth and multiple concusions from falling off the curb??? that sounds reasonable and not at all like the cop was trying to cove up somethin
lgvernon - March 31, 2012, 5:20 pm

Ahem~~~you don't suppose the responding officers might have been ex-marines, do you? (grin)
JoannaBanana78 - March 31, 2012, 5:15 pm
I love it!!
Rick69 - March 31, 2012, 10:55 am
Brilliant... "You mess with me; you mess with an entire army of WHOP-ASS" - mindset... =D


SIX-PACK ABS -


TAGS: working men exercise plan humor
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

dy2012 - July 8, 2013, 2:27 am
Six-Pack Lions!
lgvernon - June 29, 2013, 11:39 pm

Oh, yes. Lived and worked on the border for many years.
EmilioDumphque - June 29, 2013, 11:22 pm
Have you ever shaken the hand of a Mexican worker? It's like shaking hands with a stone!
lgvernon - June 29, 2013, 7:40 pm

Thanks, Mao! Of course, my over-active imagination pictured these two leaning onto an ELECTRIC fence~~(BG)
Reality Lord - June 29, 2013, 4:45 pm

Lol
maoworks2 - June 29, 2013, 2:18 pm
This One Is Good, I Gotta Try That LOL.


ANGRY MIDGET - Let's face it, they're all angry. You would be too if you lived at ass level.


TAGS: humor funny hostile dwarf
Rating: 4.09/5

More motifakes by WTFO

Cyberhagen - November 16, 2013, 1:23 pm
Technically, I believe, he's a dwarf. Subtle difference.
- February 3, 2011, 8:19 pm
Thank you, Jmac. RL, Culos is happy because he choose which a**es to be near. Unfortunately, midgets don't get to be selective. (WTFO)
Jmac0585 - February 3, 2011, 10:57 am
5/5/5/5/5 Funny...
Jmac0585 - February 3, 2011, 10:56 am
5/5/5/5/5 Funny...
Reality Lord - February 3, 2011, 6:44 am

culos lives at a** level...and he seems pretty happy.


THE EIGHTIES - I miss you, 80s!


TAGS: nostalgia humor 80s
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

politicalanarchist - October 14, 2011, 2:09 am
Regan drinking a martini with Cobra Commander? Almost as cool as Freakazoid high-fiving Jesus on an escalator. (Not here, just in general...)
rudeboy308 - June 10, 2011, 6:29 pm
Great pic, but I'd also like to see in it Billy Idol, A-Team, Sgt. Slaughter, and the Ford Eliminator from ZZ Top.
lolman - September 15, 2009, 7:22 pm
5 stars... this pic brings back alot of memories.. i was born in 77 so these characters are pretty much my entire childhood.. not many things have left such an impact in time.
Hypercat-Z - July 28, 2009, 11:20 am
I was there!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - May 10, 2009, 2:59 am
You had to be there. In the 80s, Back to the Future and Ghostbusters were cutting edge movies with amazing special effects. The Cure were still awesome, and you could see like a dozen hardcore bands for about two dollars. Beer was cheaper, too. :)
RushReference - May 9, 2009, 2:24 am
HEY YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!
HtD - March 17, 2009, 11:06 pm
The 80's seems like a "you had to be there" decade because it sounds just awful to me.
Lloyd - January 2, 2009, 6:16 am
The Black one, yeah.
spitfire111 - January 2, 2009, 3:28 am
WTF!!! you miss Micheal Jackson.....
No moar 80's - December 24, 2008, 8:27 pm
80's MUSIC SUCKED
Weapon X - November 15, 2008, 7:10 am
But let's not forget the more obscure cartoons...like Bravestar and Jem...not to mention the Silver Hawks and He-Man's only slightly less known twin sister, She-Ra
Weapon X - November 15, 2008, 7:05 am
Um..I know I'm a little late on this one...but it's the snorks, not snorkels, Pac-Man, and if you're referring to the guy in the white outfit...that's The Dukes of Hazard...
dgbt - October 28, 2008, 10:13 am
this is awesome. but wheres jason and freddy?
wann1e - September 30, 2008, 4:55 pm
fuken SAVED!
Warp Kez - September 14, 2008, 9:40 pm
Transformers, Knight Rider, Rambo, PackMac, tron, Dallas, Ghostbusters, Mario, Indiana Jones, Mr T, He-man, Michael Jackson, ET, Hulk Hogan, Ronald Regan(?), TMNT, The Snorkels, Smurfs, Max Headroom(?)
Kung-Fu Devil - September 3, 2008, 9:58 pm
You'd look scared too if you were going to have to go to bed with him.
Agamemnon218 - September 1, 2008, 4:36 pm
I just like how the Care Bear next to Michael Jackson looks completely terrified!
jimbo - August 26, 2008, 7:28 am
The best cartoons ever made came outta the eighties.
RnR - August 26, 2008, 5:38 am
OMG! and i have been trying to suppress all memories of it. The only "good" thing in the 80s was Susanna Hoffs and Rosanne Arquette
shtoink - August 26, 2008, 2:46 am
you and me both man :(


WELL CRAP -




CHURCH -


TAGS: a***ogy humor
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

confinedchaos - November 15, 2013, 9:43 pm
would you go if you were'nt christian?
elixiri - April 9, 2012, 9:17 pm
#137415
edavis - April 1, 2012, 10:11 pm
its only a building till you live it
GaryO - March 22, 2012, 10:50 pm
Yeah, the wife left me home. Couldn’t get me to turn over.
lgvernon - March 22, 2012, 10:21 pm

Thanks, Guys!
carebear - March 21, 2012, 2:23 pm
(carebear BANNED)
CloudchaserS - March 21, 2012, 9:02 am
Having been a believer since I was a small pup, I agree with this!
maoworks2 - March 21, 2012, 7:19 am
Good One !
maoworks2 - March 21, 2012, 7:18 am
Good One !


THINKING -


TAGS: not for everyone humor
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

blushovl - April 6, 2013, 9:48 pm
Hahaha! Love it!
lgvernon - February 5, 2012, 6:26 pm

Oh, LAWLZ! Thanks
BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 6:25 pm
the name is a nice cherry on this H5GE cake :)


HAZARDOUS MATERIALS -


TAGS: elements of women humor
Rating: 4.29/5

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Arvantillian - February 7, 2012, 6:19 am
didnt leave it off read the 2ed chemical property!
BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 9:17 pm
define superi5r :)


SPIDERS -


TAGS: hate spider humor
Rating: 4.39/5

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CloudchaserS - February 18, 2012, 1:00 am
Haha! Looks just like my youngest kitty!


MOO SHOE -


TAGS: pig cow slippers humor
Rating: 4.43/5

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lgvernon - June 20, 2013, 10:45 am

Well, I DID think of you while creating this one...Thank you!~
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 20, 2013, 7:57 am
Sacrilege! 5L


FAST FOOD LOGIC -


TAGS: skewed humor
Rating: 4.77/5

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RealityCheck - April 9, 2012, 1:23 am
Food for thought... the documentary "Fathead." Look it up, it's on Youtube and netflix.
Budog - April 2, 2012, 4:15 am
LMAO 5L
CloudchaserS - April 1, 2012, 12:40 am
It may be fake, but that does have a point. It's not the clown's fault if a kid's parents feed them too much fast food.
lgvernon - March 31, 2012, 9:27 pm

I'm sure it was. It's the flawed logic that made me laugh, regardless of its origin.
MPsniper - March 31, 2012, 8:57 pm
this was made with what must be the most common sign gen on the interweb.


GREAT HUNT -


TAGS: city folk no humor
Rating: 4.94/5

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GaryO - October 19, 2012, 7:11 pm
Geez, sorry, Air…..did your pappy have an artist?
Airman - October 19, 2012, 6:02 pm
Wow.. that is the spitting image of my late father.. his beard was a tad shorter but that is him. 5 Airman is freaking out over here
GaryO - October 19, 2012, 4:36 pm
Thought ya might, you ol' fossil.....cheers
maoworks2 - October 19, 2012, 4:28 pm
Thanks GaryO Got A Good Laugh Out Of This One 5L Turkeys.


THE SILVER HORDE - Cometh. NTGTG* *Nap time. Got to go.


TAGS: senior citizen humor
Rating: 4.74/5

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lgvernon - May 11, 2012, 12:36 am

TY. JDFEB (Thank you. Jack Daniels for everybody!)
Airman - May 10, 2012, 5:25 pm
DS - d*** Straight


YOUR CAT -


TAGS: contradiction humor
Rating: 4.74/5

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lgvernon - August 9, 2013, 3:58 pm

Thank you, Mr. Cynic!~
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 9, 2013, 2:28 am
Nice poster, Ig. You got the cats pegged good.
MissPriss - August 9, 2013, 1:09 am
Your cat...****s in my flower beds...come and clean it up!
lgvernon - August 8, 2013, 10:07 pm

I was a deputy coroner in my checkered past...
MrStupidGir - August 8, 2013, 10:04 pm
and it will very much likely eat your remains when your not able to fill it's bowl anymore


MORTICIAN'S TIP -


TAGS: tombstone humor
Rating: 4.87/5

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concern3 - March 12, 2016, 7:13 am
This is hilarious, UP yours


QUESTION - How many men does it take to open a beer bottle? Zero. It should be open when she brings it.


TAGS: chauvinisic humor anger feminists
Rating: 4.61/5

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Greeny - May 10, 2011, 8:45 pm
wait ix - I am married, you're not, and it's your comment that doesn't make sense
IxLOVExYOU - May 10, 2011, 10:53 am
*your* not you're because you're = you are and doesn't make sense
Greeny - May 10, 2011, 7:11 am
*you're - dangit
Greeny - May 10, 2011, 5:41 am
ha ha until your married


OBEDIENCE SCHOOL - Fido failed it!


TAGS: humor funny *** texas bon** obama
Rating: 2.88/5
God - August 25, 2008, 4:02 pm
There's no such thing as a good "you're doing it wrong" poster.
Eric D. - June 20, 2008, 5:08 pm
makes for a good "you're doing it wrong" picture.
wann1e - May 16, 2008, 7:45 pm
omg!! funny!!


I ONLY HAVE ONE NERVE -


TAGS: grumpy baby humor
Rating: 4.88/5

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tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 11:19 pm
Absolutely hilarious!
carebear - March 12, 2012, 10:47 pm
(carebear BANNED)


OVERNIGHT DELIVERY - Usually a lot faster than the pizza delivery guy.


TAGS: fedex over night delivery pizza fast humor mechanic pilot
Rating: 4.07/5

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Laevian - May 26, 2012, 2:19 am
unbelievable ! 4L for the caption
ramblerjw - April 10, 2010, 6:43 pm
Has nothing to do with FedEx, when I was in the Corps I got this a chain email saying it was a list of Air Force gripes. I used a few of the "fixes" while doing the same type paperwork while stationed in Okinawa, let's just say that didn't end well for me
stygian616 - February 25, 2010, 12:57 pm
wow a poster with 5 L's even though the caption is a fail
WTF - November 18, 2009, 4:05 pm
Why is a civilian A320 equipped with "Identify Friend or Foe"?
phydeaux - November 18, 2009, 3:28 pm
I was in Naval Aviation...and a rookie pilot once actually handed in a gripe sheet with the "IFF works in IFF mode but not in OFF mode" issue. I laughed so hard at this I cried...
_Ally - November 18, 2009, 11:01 am
erm caption not comment.
_Ally - November 18, 2009, 11:01 am
That brought tears to my eyes before I even got to the comment. 5L just for the ph**o.
whatukno - November 18, 2009, 9:56 am
5L that was funny, not your caption, but the pic itself.


A.D.H.L.A.S - Attention Deficit...Hey Look! A Squirrel!


TAGS: funny humor squirrel
Rating: 3.91/5

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WTFO - November 29, 2009, 10:15 pm
Thanks.
Testimus - November 29, 2009, 10:12 pm
I love it! 5 lions from me!
CANADA - November 25, 2009, 2:41 am
LOL! 5 lions


IMAGINE THAT -


TAGS: chuck norris cat humor
Rating: 4.61/5

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Kyronic - December 17, 2012, 1:46 am
I once witnessed something like this with a friend's pets. It was a wiener dog, but was still pretty awesome. The cat did some karate chops and eventually pinned the dog to a wall with its paw. The dog ran off and the cat jumped up on a desk like a boss.
Verdeckt - February 5, 2012, 5:10 pm
You should upload to Dig My Dog site


FIVE RULES FOR MEN -


TAGS: men women humor
Rating: 4.74/5

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lgvernon - August 13, 2013, 9:44 am

Oh, I wouldn't say that, Ghoul. I have a pretty excellent track record--but then, so does my Husband. ;)
falloutghoul - August 13, 2013, 8:23 am
Right, because it's impossible to for one to be all of the above.


MARRIAGE - It's like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two Hearts and a Diamond. By the end, you wish for a Club and a Spade.


TAGS: wedding humor couple love hate
Rating: 4.63/5

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WTFO - August 27, 2012, 10:10 pm
I have the same problem. Last night I was about to create one and realized that I already did it with a different picture. Again, I apologize for the repeat. However, if I'm going to repeat someone, at least I picked a motifaker I respect.
Airman - August 27, 2012, 2:58 pm
I would insert the two missing words, but it's Monday
Airman - August 27, 2012, 2:50 pm
amazing it doesn't happen more often with as many as been posted on here. I'm waiting for the day I recreate one the I've already done. You got my 5L
WTFO - August 27, 2012, 12:06 am
I had no idea. Certainly wasn't my intent to redo a poster. Much respect to Airman for turning the phrase into a poster first.
spacedog - August 23, 2012, 12:57 am
127549 Word for word.
tatespa - August 14, 2012, 12:42 pm
One of the best I've seen!! Actually laughed out loud!!!
forseti - August 14, 2012, 10:01 am
Now I know why I'm pretty good at poker since I'm married...
WTFO - August 14, 2012, 12:44 am
Much appreciated.
SteveFurlong - August 13, 2012, 6:38 pm
Suh-weet! 5L, and I wish I could give it more.
GaryO - August 13, 2012, 1:57 pm
N-I-C-E


OSAMA: R.I.P. - He now joins Megatron at the bottom of the sea.


TAGS: humor osama
Rating: 4.49/5

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rmrm - December 8, 2011, 6:50 pm
Spock had the same funeral :D
50cal - May 2, 2011, 1:01 pm
They should have launched his body into the sun. That was the world could see via telescope is body floating to the sun.
Airman - May 2, 2011, 11:06 am
he sleeps with the fishes
MilDoc - May 2, 2011, 11:01 am
R.I.P....Rest In Pieces?!?
Bull - May 2, 2011, 9:30 am
thought R.I.P. was police code for ra** in progress?
CatEyes - May 2, 2011, 7:56 am
R.I.P. = Rapid Interment Program... hahahaha!
steph1 - May 2, 2011, 7:46 am
in peace? R.I.H. - rot in hell


TOMBSTONE MOMENTS - Sometimes begin with a whisper




DIPLOMACY - All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means.


TAGS: driving road rage humor
Rating: 4.83/5

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TheGoat - May 4, 2011, 12:17 am
Check out youparklikean*****le.com It includes a fake 'ticket' you can place on windshields to announce when you've ph**ographed a jerk and uploaded his/her picture! Great site
IxLOVExYOU - May 3, 2011, 6:33 pm
hahahaha brilliant!!


WATCH DOG -




PARANOIA -


TAGS: big dog little dog humor
Rating: 4.5/5

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zombie2093 - March 6, 2012, 8:36 pm
THE CHIHUAHUA IS LIKE IRAN LOL ALTHOUGH THE REALLY FUNNY PART IS THAT IF THE ROLES WERE REVERSED WITH THE CHIHUAHUA CHASING THE PIT IT WOULD BE LIKE THE USA AND IRAN RIGHT NOW LOL THE TRUTH IS FUNNIER THEN FICTION LOL WE THE USA IS AFRAID IRAN
Reality Lord - March 5, 2012, 7:30 pm

...and THAT'S what i keep telling my shrink.


TAKE HEART -


TAGS: spring seasons humor
Rating: 4.33/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 19, 2014, 1:04 am
Love the pun, Ig. I also love the spring; the cool air, the warm sun, the flowers bloom . . .
lgvernon - January 29, 2014, 7:27 am

LOL! Saw the pic and couldn't help myself. Thanks!
Oldsod - January 29, 2014, 6:53 am
**groan** Still 5'd it on the grounds I didn't get there first, lol.
GaryO - January 27, 2014, 8:40 pm
Legs Vernon rolls


EVOLUTION - Can we go back?


TAGS: from man to pig humor
Rating: 4.48/5

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MissPriss - May 6, 2012, 5:53 pm
Couldn't we just skip the whole thing from steps 1 - 5? Going back means having to suffer through it all over again. The horror!


NINJA CAT -


TAGS: ninja cat strikes again humor
Rating: 4.32/5

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lgvernon - September 22, 2013, 12:27 pm

Thank you, CL!~
chickenlittle - September 22, 2013, 12:26 pm
So funny LG! Great pic too! :)
lgvernon - September 21, 2013, 7:06 pm

Thanks, Mao--!
maoworks2 - September 21, 2013, 5:42 pm
Great Pic I Had A Cat Just Like That And I Drink Out Of The Carton ? 5L.


NO CONTEST -


TAGS: chess kickboxing computer opponent humor
Rating: 4.9/5

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NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 8:52 pm
Wait 'til its big friends get a hold of your personal-info... And your bank account!


SENIOR MOMENT -


TAGS: first extinction ark humor
Rating: 4.71/5

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lgvernon - April 19, 2012, 12:41 am

Thanks!~
ughomer - April 18, 2012, 6:07 pm
Funny as I'll get out, LG!


THE DOG -


TAGS: how it works humor
Rating: 4.79/5

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lgvernon - March 10, 2012, 11:13 am

I had the same reaction!
djrcreative - March 10, 2012, 9:48 am
ROTFL! I e5pecially like the "re-eat it" bit. Bleh... Kudo5 to whomever came up with that. :D


WINE -


TAGS: cooking wine humor
Rating: 4.87/5

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koag - April 19, 2013, 4:05 pm
I love the quote too but it's from WC Fields not Julia Child
Sho - March 21, 2012, 11:32 pm
Love the picture theme. 5L
lgvernon - March 21, 2012, 10:51 pm

Had I had the slightest inkling it came from Julia, I would have~~It's something I've said for years.
Iconoclast - March 21, 2012, 10:34 pm
I love the quote, but you should have identified it as from Julia Child. 5L & favorite, anyway.


THE ANSWER MAN -


TAGS: man woman humor
Rating: 4.66/5

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Yorick - September 16, 2012, 2:32 pm
OMG. That got me laughing. Thx.
lgvernon - March 22, 2012, 6:56 pm

I had to remake this poster as I made an error on the forst one. So if you voted on the old one, please repost your vote here!~
lgvernon - March 22, 2012, 5:02 pm

LOL!~~It's good to laugh and try to keep things in perspective. Thanks!~
carebear - March 22, 2012, 4:47 pm
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 22, 2012, 11:33 am

No, this is a boxer named Peter Maher.
Preacher Man - March 22, 2012, 2:08 am
Is that the great John L. Sullivan?


WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT -


TAGS: dogsled humor
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - August 13, 2013, 9:45 am

Thank you, Mr. Ghoul!
falloutghoul - August 13, 2013, 8:19 am
Bahahahahaa! 5Ls!
steve1961 - August 12, 2013, 11:25 pm
Sorry. I'd give a crap about it but I'm all out...in fact, I'll be probably out of stock until further notice...
lgvernon - August 12, 2013, 11:16 pm

I'd say it looks like Wyoming, but there is no horizontal snow.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 12, 2013, 11:01 pm
Not enough hypodermics. (And Steve can't spell Winnipeg)
steve1961 - August 12, 2013, 10:53 pm
Looks like a beautiful summer day in Downtown Winnepeg...
lgvernon - August 12, 2013, 10:15 pm

Doesn't look like he's got a spare, either.
Airman - August 12, 2013, 10:07 pm
lol


WHEN THE BEER IS GONE -


TAGS: cook humor
Rating: 4.24/5

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carebear - March 12, 2012, 10:07 pm
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 12, 2012, 9:43 pm

Well, yes. I noticed that myself. It should simply have said, "Men think about two things. Be one of them."
carebear - March 12, 2012, 9:30 pm
(carebear BANNED)
mariand - March 12, 2012, 5:14 am
when the beer is gone...repeat the first rule...hehehe


VITAL STATISTICS -


TAGS: candor silence advice humor
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - January 24, 2015, 6:38 am
Genius, LG! 5L for this one.
lgvernon - January 23, 2015, 12:27 am

I'm'unna tell her you said that...
rerun - January 22, 2015, 7:27 pm

My wife carries an extra 220 pounds, just a few times a week if I'm lucky.
GaryO - January 22, 2015, 3:29 pm
somebody needs a nap
lgvernon - January 22, 2015, 12:47 pm

Shaddup, GAryO. You're only alive because it's too d*** far for me to walk from Wyoming to the West Coast. I love this painting. If you were here, I'd feed it to you, one canvas bite at a time.
GaryO - January 22, 2015, 8:40 am
Heard one sing once. Mentioned that 'for a big girl, she sure could belt out a tune...then it hit me.
MissPriss - January 22, 2015, 12:55 am
5Love it!
mizzdizz - January 21, 2015, 9:38 pm
Too true!! 5L


SENSE OF HUMOR - Someone didn't have one and someone else is going to need one


TAGS: car humor
Rating: 4.57/5

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lolilikepie - February 8, 2014, 12:33 am
minecraft...it begins to get its revenge
Bolverk3778 - January 20, 2013, 10:47 am
At the very least the pickaxe swinger showed the restraint to damage a replaceable object and not someones skull.
koloheiole - January 19, 2013, 3:31 am
Do you think the shoudl axe him for his info?
dporter8462 - January 18, 2013, 4:07 pm
um.. I would say that is angry wife damage. I am guessing it hubby's car or his girlfriend's
EmilioDumphque - January 18, 2013, 3:48 pm
Angry husband, but who's car?
robbidos - January 18, 2013, 11:02 am
i guess they picked the wrong person to upset.


LSD - It's kicking in, Mabel!


TAGS: women drugs lsd humor cars driving
Rating: 3.28/5

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BoneCD - November 13, 2009, 7:41 pm
Glade this made it to the hall of fame!!! Most excellent poster...party on Garth
Produceman117 - November 12, 2009, 5:16 am
Hall of Fame. I'm honored.
Briton of Rose - November 12, 2009, 4:30 am
One more vote and it's off to the Hall of Fame! Get the lead out, Mabel!
Krissie - September 15, 2009, 9:16 pm
Friday night trouble bound...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 16, 2008, 12:16 am
OMG, Porcelina, that is awesome! I wish I had put it in the poster. :)
Porcelina - October 15, 2008, 9:30 pm
I can tell, Patty! You're steering my toaster!
Dustin Marthington - October 6, 2008, 12:06 am
so many times that i've thought that exact same thing Tony.
Tony - September 30, 2008, 4:14 pm
Funny and Clever. No wonder it's not high up in the rankings!
GoForthAndDie - September 20, 2008, 7:00 am
One of the best things on this site. Props.
RONSART - August 13, 2008, 7:51 pm
5 STARS!...
Agamemnon - July 13, 2008, 1:57 pm
VERY clever!


YOUR MOTHERS SO FAT - The escape velocity at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s


TAGS: geek humor fat
Rating: 4.89/5

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tatespa - September 27, 2012, 12:10 pm
Bazinga!!!
fascistfrenchman - December 19, 2010, 8:15 am
Prof. Hawking: He can't speak, but he can sling sophomoric jokes just as well as Sean Connery.
Reality Lord - August 23, 2010, 7:02 pm

NICE TWIST ON AN OLD JOKE....5!'S
pzykosiz - August 23, 2010, 6:57 pm
i feel sad that actually get this. 5L's


MARDI GRAS -


TAGS: wyoming cows humor
Rating: 4.62/5

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lgvernon - February 17, 2012, 10:30 pm

Everybody wears flip flops here! I know people who wear them 12 months a year.
Greeny - February 17, 2012, 10:29 pm
flip-flops in Wyoming? I don't think so... too many goat-heads.


WRITER'S BLOCK -




ATHEISM - It's a non-prophet organization


TAGS: god atheism atheist religion funny humor great
Rating: 3.45/5

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WTFO - October 28, 2009, 11:13 pm
The reports of my untimely demise have been greatly exagerated. BTW, Aggy thanks for laying out the facts on atheism.
agdaniele - October 28, 2009, 5:55 pm
Really now? I'll be. In that case... walk away, check... this ain't gonna happen.
CANADA - October 28, 2009, 5:54 pm
i thought WTFO was unbanned
DreMagnum - October 28, 2009, 5:54 pm
Hes unbanned, just hasnt been seen yet
agdaniele - October 28, 2009, 5:51 pm
Thank you for your time. Enjoy the site.
agdaniele - October 28, 2009, 5:51 pm
Check yourself... where do I start? You are defining agnostic. Atheism is, in fact, the belief in the nonexistence of any deities (which would include God). Secondly, WTFO does not exist on this site anymore... so, replying to a May posting won't help.
check your facts - October 28, 2009, 5:43 pm
WTFO I hate to break this to you, but you are the ignorant here. Atheism is lack of belief in god. It's not claiming to know there is no god. There's a big difference.
WTFO - May 31, 2009, 11:29 pm
Right, Islam. Or were you talking about the US?
agdaniele - May 31, 2009, 5:04 pm
Agreed, but one specific religion is allowed to control a LOT of censorship and government still. That is a hard fact.
WTFO - May 31, 2009, 5:02 pm
the answer is stupid. Freedom of religion (or lack there of) should be respected, period!
WTFO - May 31, 2009, 5:02 pm
Overzealous atheists to me are just as ignorant as overzealous religious people. Everybody has the right to believe whatever they want as long as it doesn't hurt others. Nobody will absolutely know the truth until they die so aggressively stating you know
Hughe Jorgan - May 31, 2009, 5:53 am
Atheists Rule!
Canuck - May 27, 2009, 12:38 am
In the same way that blasphemy is a victimless crime.
Sigh - April 26, 2009, 3:25 pm
Atheist: Cleaning up behind Messiamessys since the dawn of Time
firefly - April 21, 2009, 7:47 pm
Quote "I'm agnostic... so I'm above all of this!" Only because fences are usually 6 foot high.
savanna - April 20, 2009, 11:39 pm
lol that's soo true
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 5:49 pm
I'm agnostic... so I'm above all of this!
gggggg - April 6, 2009, 3:47 pm
We are all a**holes, regardless.


BLUE DUCK - da ba dee da ba die


TAGS: blue duck humor humour
Rating: 1.83/5

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Roamer - October 10, 2008, 5:54 pm
Pfft, Blue Duck is for posers. All hail Afro Duck... (I'll post it later)
Truth Teller - October 10, 2008, 4:18 pm
I has a blue duck... Your argument is invalid.
Billy - October 10, 2008, 4:15 pm
I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before, and to be honest with you, I wanted to see a blue duck.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 18, 2008, 12:57 am
Yeah, I'm like Horton the elephant from Horton Hears A Who, except I only hear, you know...voices.
LogicDude - September 17, 2008, 4:35 pm
Motifake Wit Liberation Front means what he says and says what he means!


DAVID BOWIE -


TAGS: humor david bowie disappointed
Rating: 2.5/5

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rerun - July 7, 2010, 7:48 pm

DB was Bill Kalutz before Bill was Bill


INGENUITY -


TAGS: patriotism humor
Rating: 4.83/5

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jBurk - March 4, 2013, 2:40 pm
Please know that Federal Law prohibits any ordinances banning the American flag from being flown. President Bush passed this law after 9-11. Good post though.
maoworks2 - May 8, 2012, 2:42 pm
Give Me That Apple Pie, Please !
lgvernon - May 7, 2012, 5:30 pm

Thank you~~
fan4camping - May 7, 2012, 5:13 pm
Awe5ome! A double 'high five' at that, since this is also the FIRST to go on my list of Favs.


DON'T MESS WITH ME, BUD -


TAGS: horses humor
Rating: 4.48/5

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Altrunchen - September 30, 2013, 12:30 pm
His little pony...


COOKOUTS IN AUSTRALIA -


TAGS: shrimp barbie humor
Rating: 4.88/5

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MissPriss - March 23, 2015, 12:54 pm
This dear lg is going out to my friends! 5 still laughing L's.
TheSanityInspector - March 20, 2015, 11:00 pm
Ha!
Silverheart - March 20, 2015, 10:35 pm
Let's put another...
lgvernon - March 20, 2015, 9:27 pm

Thankee!
Oldsod - March 20, 2015, 9:22 pm
Absolutely friggin' brilliant!


BE PREPARED -




LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - Some predict it will make black holes Some say it will yield new particles I predict GIANT ATOMIC CATS!


TAGS: humor hadron cat fodder
Rating: 3.18/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 25, 2008, 4:51 am
-- no less! I'm going to the forums!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 25, 2008, 4:51 am
You do, however, bring up an excellent point. This poster had 53 votes lie yesterday and now it has 70. For a poster a few months old, that just seems suspicious. I've also seen EC guy commenting again lately. I call shenanigans! On my own poster, no
Ag218 - November 24, 2008, 10:42 pm
MWLF just attached the large hadron collider to the electric chair and it's rating took off! Only kidding, Doris... :)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 23, 2008, 11:44 pm
Yeah. Hell, I made it and I'm suspicious. Did the LHC do something amazing very recently that I haven't heard about? If it's a black hole, I'm going to start smoking again!
jj - November 23, 2008, 11:05 pm
whoa - check out the sudden popularity of this motifake!
Dalek - August 13, 2008, 11:37 am
Awesome! You Win at Internet!
Mike Hunt - August 9, 2008, 2:15 pm
Epic awesome. +74 cool points sir.
Dude - August 9, 2008, 2:13 pm
Too awesome!
Roamer - August 9, 2008, 10:04 am
IT'S CATURDAY!!!! POST SOME f***ING CATS!!!!
pro - August 9, 2008, 5:48 am
MWLF: if this hurts, you should see what I did to the "pure evil" poster...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 9, 2008, 12:29 am
Grooooaaaaannnnnnn! Pro, that hurt my pun liver.
pro - August 8, 2008, 8:09 pm
Doris, would that be a catastrophe?
Roamer - August 8, 2008, 4:51 pm
I say it will turn everyday into Caturday. ^_^
Doris Night aka MWLF - August 8, 2008, 4:34 pm
I got the pic from the new Fodder thread in the new Motifake forums. Join today!
jj - August 8, 2008, 4:23 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EPIC WIN!!!


REPUTATION - A man has three names: the one he inherits, the one his parents give him and the one he makes for himself.


TAGS: funny humor
Rating: 4.77/5

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WTFO - October 15, 2012, 2:31 am
A compliment like that from you is a true honor. Thanks, bud.
rerun - October 14, 2012, 10:32 am

still amongst the best
WTFO - March 29, 2011, 12:29 am
Thank you. Glad you liked it (as well as the others who voted high lion numbers).
CaptainBaked - March 28, 2011, 8:56 am
5 lions... Well played


TYPICAL - You only love me for my huge breasts


TAGS: humor funny thanksgiving
Rating: 3.28/5

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GuinnessTroll - March 24, 2010, 1:23 pm
Motifake Wit Liberation F - your comment is funnier than the post...can I give that comment 5Ls?
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 25, 2009, 3:01 am
It's true. Turkeys have awesome bre***s. I like to put them in my mouth. And, like all bre***s, they are great covered in gravy and taken with mashed potatoes and cranberry sauce.
CANADA - November 25, 2009, 2:49 am
Nice! 5 lions


KINDNESS... - ...is its own reward. However, cruelty gets you new boots.


TAGS: funny dark humor
Rating: 3.29/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 3:39 am
That seal's too old to smack. It's coat has already turned.
tellitlikeitis - November 14, 2011, 9:22 pm
Disgusting, and I hate to see this poster "re-surface".
barraclous - November 14, 2011, 8:17 pm
pretty darn good. spicy and dark meat. i'm from a seal hunter comunoty
WestTexRedneck - September 1, 2011, 9:01 pm
i wonder what Seal-burger taste like?
otakugiant - July 15, 2010, 11:15 am
Just remember: the warranty is void if seal is broken.


EXISTENTIALISM - Claire suddenly realized that existence precedes essence, and she was free to kill all the old gods.


TAGS: women existentialism religion humor
Rating: 2.6/5

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Sean - June 27, 2008, 5:06 pm
Cool poster -- way to not dumb it down for the masses (so what's it mean? -- just kidding).
Wtf - June 27, 2008, 2:23 pm
Keep taking the medication


SPACE CHILDREN - It's sad when they get deported.


TAGS: humor children space alien
Rating: 1.88/5

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RONSART - February 23, 2009, 5:03 pm
It,s Doris Nights kid.
Mark - February 23, 2009, 4:55 pm
Hey...I've seen this kid some place before!
Arrogant Knight - January 8, 2009, 3:22 pm
I don't know why... But this picture really really scares me.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 8, 2009, 12:21 pm
No, just an old magazine illustration I found of a kid who wants to wear his toy space helmet on an airplane. It just looked like he was being led away.
yanda - January 8, 2009, 12:17 pm
Is this ender's game?
Roamer - September 2, 2008, 11:01 pm
Immigration enforcement: deporting aliens and preventing "alien" discovery.
Agamemnon - July 14, 2008, 11:00 pm
Solid picture. Very bizaare.


WHEN I WAS A KID -


TAGS: never expected this humor
Rating: 4.84/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 31, 2012, 3:41 pm
I loved Tweety and Sylvester... brings back some memories
Rick69 - March 31, 2012, 12:17 pm
"I tawt I taw a puddy tat... But I need glasses to verify this"...
mariand - March 31, 2012, 11:03 am
This is very true... I wonder if kids understand it.


ADHD -


TAGS: ocelot distracted humor
Rating: 4.85/5

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lgvernon - January 23, 2012, 1:37 pm

Thank you, RL!~
Reality Lord - January 23, 2012, 1:32 pm

lolz...cute :)


RELATIVITY -


TAGS: explained humor graph
Rating: 4.83/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 17, 2012, 9:18 am
This is brilliant XD
lgvernon - April 4, 2012, 10:48 am

NEVER cross the streams! Time stops until whatever you've put in the picrowave is reduced to inedible ash.
PENGAmurungu - April 4, 2012, 4:20 am
What if you put something in the microwave, then go on the Internet in the meantime?


I LIKE BIG BOOKS - and I cannot lie...


TAGS: lyrics humor
Rating: 4.75/5

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Reality Lord - March 21, 2012, 6:55 am

d*** you vern...now i can't get that song outta my head
CloudchaserS - March 20, 2012, 8:23 am
Reminds me of this funny parody http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTYr3JuueF4
mariand - March 20, 2012, 5:30 am
First woman who can't lie about the SIZE... hehehe


BALANCE -


TAGS: need good woman humor
Rating: 4.74/5

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spypengen - April 8, 2012, 11:31 pm
and a fat ugly chick
lgvernon - April 3, 2012, 7:49 pm

Of course!~~
Reality Lord - April 3, 2012, 7:02 pm

guilt kickin in vern. darhlin could i ask you to drop it in the other place plzzzzzzzzzzzz
lgvernon - April 3, 2012, 6:35 pm

Steal away, RL!!!~~
Reality Lord - April 3, 2012, 6:33 pm

vern love the pic. permission to steal it or would you care dropping by my site?


COOKING AVOIDANCE -


TAGS: melted cutting board humor
Rating: 4.77/5

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lgvernon - March 5, 2012, 12:05 pm

LOL!~
krazyivanthedivine - March 5, 2012, 12:01 pm
I ought to try this.


WEDNESDAY - Making it over the hump just got a whole lot easier




PHILOSOPHY -


TAGS: and stuff humor
Rating: 4.35/5

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lgvernon - March 12, 2012, 5:38 pm

I'm good at tests. I always have half a dozen #2 pencils sharpened and ready (blink...blink...blink).
lgvernon - March 11, 2012, 11:38 pm

And I thought Iceman was just being friendly...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 11, 2012, 11:31 pm
So.....You wrote all those jokefakes you love to post?....Sorry buddy, but you're calling the kettle black here.
rerun - March 11, 2012, 8:37 pm

really? It all comes from the interwebs & stuff
lgvernon - March 11, 2012, 4:08 pm

Perzackly~~
ICEMAN - March 11, 2012, 3:55 pm
Oooh! Look what I found on the interwebs & stuff.


DRINKING -




NINJA SQUIRRELS - You can run, but you can't glide.


TAGS: sugar glider humor
Rating: 4.81/5

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lgvernon - May 11, 2012, 6:02 pm

Thank you, Monk~~
Zetmonk - May 11, 2012, 11:12 am
d***, a tough Lion-rater went through these posters before me. Lots of 2's. I like this one though, made me grin.


GAS -


TAGS: rude awakenings humor
Rating: 4.24/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 26, 2013, 2:31 am
I think fart jokes are like any other jokes, there needs to be a build up, Many think that if they just say "fart" it'll be funny. Not true. This poster is a good example of an awesome fart joke.
lgvernon - May 11, 2012, 10:24 pm

LOL
SteveFurlong - May 11, 2012, 10:21 pm
Whoever said fart jokes are the lowest form of humor, has no sense of humor.


DIRECTIONS -




AUTO-CORRECT INVENTOR DEAD -


TAGS: thinking man s humor
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - March 21, 2016, 2:03 am
Fantastic, UP yours
concern3 - March 21, 2016, 2:03 am
Fantastic, UP yours
JesusWept - March 20, 2016, 2:23 am
^^^^^


MILKING FOR AMATEURS -




TERROR -


TAGS: road trip aversion humor
Rating: 4.76/5

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lgvernon - October 1, 2013, 1:38 pm

Thank you, sir~~
premiumgrade - October 1, 2013, 8:55 am
Top notch.
lgvernon - August 1, 2013, 8:52 pm

LOL! I only had one, because I didn't want TWO!~I grew up with three siblings and I remember those road trips so well. NOOOOOOOOOOOO~~~
maoworks2 - August 1, 2013, 2:45 pm
O Ya Have Fun !
BobbEdwards - August 1, 2013, 10:49 am
Fav'd - and I'm not even a parent (thank heavens, lol)


MONDAY -




GAME FACE -


TAGS: expression marmoset humor
Rating: 4.55/5

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lgvernon - December 5, 2015, 10:38 pm

It's a marmoset.
Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 10:16 pm
Is that the "Green Monkey" that supposedly started the AIDS virus? (Google Image Search). No, it isn't. The hell is that thing then?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 16, 2013, 1:43 pm
Interchangeable with "Are you done yet?" face.
lgvernon - January 31, 2012, 12:48 pm

LOL!~
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 7:52 am
our 'your b5ss when you ask for a raise' face :)
MashiMashi - January 30, 2012, 6:50 am
Or ra** face


S*** EATING GRIN - Even if you're not up to anything, it makes people think you are.


TAGS: grin humor prank mischievous
Rating: 4.95/5

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CloudchaserS - January 5, 2012, 7:41 am
Even when I was small, my family always knew when I was up to something because I'd have that grin on my face. I'm actually considering getting a 3.5in/8.9cm tattoo of that image on my upper arm because it fits me so well
CloudchaserS - January 5, 2012, 7:36 am
True, that
mariand - January 5, 2012, 6:53 am
...as long as you care about what others think...anyway, you can't imagine how many people are watching your moves... some people are obsessed of others actions and life.


THE OLD SALT -


TAGS: salty navy humor
Rating: 4.91/5

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lgvernon - August 11, 2013, 1:14 pm

(guffah)
GaryO - August 11, 2013, 12:33 pm
I know,….went to bed earlier this too bright sunday morning…..head hurts when I laugh……’buoy’…that’s….ow
lgvernon - August 11, 2013, 12:08 pm

Buoy....
GaryO - August 11, 2013, 11:52 am
Rancors aweigh…sigh


HOW DO YOU TAKE YOUR COFFEE? -


TAGS: coffee drinker humor
Rating: 4.8/5

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lgvernon - July 11, 2013, 7:53 pm

Thank you, oh mighty mod of the grey persuasion.
rerun - July 11, 2013, 7:27 pm

Great poster.
lgvernon - July 11, 2013, 2:36 pm

I'm like a rudderless tanker in deep swell until I get at least a whiff of the stuff.
GaryO - July 11, 2013, 2:06 pm
**wakes ME up**…I seem to need some now
GaryO - July 11, 2013, 2:05 pm
I take mine serious too, but don’t care the color, or richness. I've found that if it’s h**, it pretty much wakes up right away……when thrown in my face.
lgvernon - July 11, 2013, 12:53 pm

I'm partial to light roast coffees. Ethiopian Yergicheffe is my favorite~~and I take it very, very seriously. (BG) People think the darker a coffee is roasted, the more caffeine it contains. The exact opposite is true. Black and bitter doesn't equal good!
falloutghoul - July 11, 2013, 12:30 pm
If you say a "rich, dark roast," you're most likely lying.


I DON'T FAIL - I succeed in finding what does not work


TAGS: funny humor
Rating: 3.44/5

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agdaniele - May 18, 2009, 7:58 pm
In my twenties, I was visiting the Met, and was amazed to find a collection of his work that displayed exceptional talent in realism. Having been exposed to this natural talent, my appreciation for his cubism, blue, surreal was gained. Capsulized: 5L
agdaniele - May 18, 2009, 7:43 pm
I was never a fan of Pablo Picasso. He sparked an artistic disease; a style (cubism) that allowed talentless artists to excel with no true ability. I always regarded him as the epitome of cubism - a one-trick pony.
Mark - May 18, 2009, 7:28 pm
I accomplished this stunt once. That's when I realized that although wearing a bike helmet was less than fashionable, it was better than getting hit in the head with a bicycle. You get a 5 for causing a flashback without the use of drugs.


FIRST AID -


TAGS: wcfields quote whiskey snake humor
Rating: 4.76/5

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lgvernon - February 10, 2016, 11:41 pm

And thank you.
lgvernon - February 10, 2016, 11:40 pm

Hmmmm. Always double check quotes. This one comes up as I've reproduced it everywhere I looked.
GaryO - February 10, 2016, 11:23 pm
th** he said 'of which I also keep handy', but yeah, 5


PRAYER - When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.


TAGS: humor
Rating: 4.68/5

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djinnyf - April 26, 2011, 7:01 pm
Perfect! xx
MilDoc - April 26, 2011, 11:15 am
N1, CatEyes! 5 h** Wheels!
Master - April 26, 2011, 5:16 am
Easier to ask forgiveness than permission!
CatEyes - April 25, 2011, 8:50 pm
Thank you guys!
Reality Lord - April 25, 2011, 7:43 pm

very cool.
tellitlikeitis - April 25, 2011, 6:43 pm
This is fantastic.
crankyhead - April 25, 2011, 3:48 pm
fanta5tic
Sean - April 25, 2011, 3:41 pm
And then did sayeth the Lord from within the flaming shrubbery: "Where beith the sweet ride now?"
lisabwells - April 25, 2011, 12:20 pm
This is sooo funny! Love it! Desrves 10L's but I gave it the 5L's.
IxLOVExYOU - April 25, 2011, 10:49 am
5Ls. Hilarious!!


HORSE WHISPERER -




ALIEN ABDUCTION -


TAGS: cat vacuum humor
Rating: 4.75/5

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lgvernon - January 26, 2012, 10:41 am

LOL! No, thankyouverymuch!~~
suzieq - January 26, 2012, 12:24 am
good stuff. I'm sure you can use the brush for the a*** probe too afterwards, but not the other way round
lgvernon - January 23, 2012, 6:48 pm

ROLF!!
Airman - January 23, 2012, 6:47 pm
FLOBEE !!!
djrcreative - January 23, 2012, 6:39 pm
I can GUARANTEE the vacuum wasn't running. Pet grooming attachments are an epic fail. However, cats DO like to be brushed. :D
lgvernon - January 23, 2012, 1:30 pm

Thanks!~
maoworks2 - January 23, 2012, 11:02 am
Great Pic 5L.


COLONEL SANDERS - You'll love my fried chicken even if I have to shove it down your throat!


TAGS: chicken colonel sanders humor
Rating: 1.9/5

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McTeaglefartsontitjew - November 27, 2008, 10:38 pm
Why is he Asian?
God - November 27, 2008, 10:38 pm
I wanna shove that drumstick into her wet, saggy, fishy cooter.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 8, 2008, 7:17 pm
OMG! That comment brings an unsuspected aspect to this poster I hadn't considered! LOL!
Ch. - August 8, 2008, 6:24 pm
Ooh, for*****!


WATER IS BAD -


TAGS: franklin quotation beer drinking humor
Rating: 4.44/5

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demon001 - December 6, 2013, 6:02 pm
It was a great idea, especially 81 proof Wild Turkey!


COPS AND DONUTS -




WITH GREAT MUSTACHE - Comes great responsibility!


TAGS: humor funny wizard of oz balls libs
Rating: 2.8/5

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Rosie - July 5, 2008, 1:30 am
I rated that at 5 just because that is a FANTASTIC stache!


HUMOR -


TAGS: humor mash
Rating: 4.74/5

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ICEMAN - March 23, 2011, 1:08 am
Always works for me. 5 poodles.


PROTONS HAVE MASS? -


TAGS: pinup humor
Rating: 4.66/5

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falloutghoul - April 1, 2012, 10:52 pm
"I once visited a crematorium that gave discounts to burn victims."


JUST BECAUSE -




UNBRIDLED JOY -




MCDONALDS - The REAL flag of your fathers.


TAGS: funny pictures american humor world war 2 mcdonalds
Rating: 2.21/5

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djinnyf - April 26, 2011, 6:59 pm
Sad, but... xx
coldinjected - April 26, 2011, 11:42 am
I am in the Army Reserve. Active 4 years at Ft Hood (22 months in Iraq). This poster doesn't bug me. The g** slurs and anger to fight an opinion is a bit useless. If you don't like it, it wasn't meant for you.
coldinjected - April 26, 2011, 11:40 am
And Circle gets the square. Nice Sean.
Sean - April 26, 2011, 10:17 am
Well it does say: "Creator: Jack Woodward." That wasn't a clue for you? Will you be changing your handle to someonewithadifferentlessusefulclue?
someonewithaclue - April 26, 2011, 8:51 am
What a**hole did this? Do you know how many guys died for this? I am so sorry to see someone thinks this is humor. What a sick world we live in.
ihateyou - November 10, 2009, 7:54 pm
eat **** jack. f***ing faggot
aesop's folly - November 10, 2009, 4:08 pm
go put a sandpaper d***o up your a** Jack Woodward


YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT? - Right?


TAGS: bobcat sceptic humor
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - January 14, 2012, 6:30 pm

Thanks!
maoworks2 - January 8, 2012, 4:41 pm
Great Pic.


BROWNIES - Best served when cool


TAGS: food humor brownies cool
Rating: 4.46/5

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Airman - March 21, 2012, 1:29 pm
so
crankyhead - March 20, 2012, 8:54 pm
That reminds me of a poster I forgot to submit on Airmans birthday. I'll drop it in the queue now. =)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 20, 2012, 7:27 pm
That sounds like an invite to ridicule you.........you laughed because you're old and senile (and incontinent)
Airman - March 20, 2012, 6:12 pm
why did this just crack me up? shut up Mooooooooo


THREE MONTHS -


TAGS: man wearing corset humor
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - March 15, 2012, 8:23 pm

Or a pair of stiletto heels~~
carebear - March 15, 2012, 8:11 pm
(carebear BANNED)


THE AMERICAN DIET - Reasons 1 to infinity why Americans and Socialized medicine don't mix.


TAGS: funny gun oldie pie movie funny humor *** ***y intercourse
Rating: 3.5/5

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Derek - October 11, 2009, 1:04 am
Clearly it's "Guinness for Stwengf" and not "Guinness for brains, politesse, respect or wit"
agdaniele - October 9, 2009, 10:36 pm
Dammit Zed.... you're just an unhearalded timmy.... Derek is the limpd1ck... quitt livin' a lah... rip when you've been ripped.... not a MOMENT SOONER, A55HAT.
Zed - October 9, 2009, 10:33 pm
Strangely enough, remind me of the video for the song *Keine Lust*
agdaniele - October 9, 2009, 10:28 pm
VVVVV impotent VVVVVV
Zed - October 9, 2009, 10:28 pm
Yeah, but they're also smart enough NOT to have NASCAR.
Derek - October 9, 2009, 10:26 pm
Every other 1st world country has people who eat like this and has national health care.
agdaniele - October 9, 2009, 8:50 pm
If we talk no politics, I'll make yours a double, friend!
Todd Snyder - October 9, 2009, 8:40 pm
5 lions from a serious foodie - dude, gotta get me one of them! ag what up, home slice?
agdaniele - October 9, 2009, 8:12 pm
And your point is wha.............. uuuuuuurghhhh.... call.... a.... doctor?!?!?


COWBOY LOGIC -




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ETYMOLOGY -


TAGS: word origin humor poster
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - January 30, 2015, 10:56 pm

Smart girl.
rerun - January 30, 2015, 8:01 pm

My visual aids refuses to come to those parties with me.
lgvernon - January 30, 2015, 7:45 pm

Did you read the description text? You'll laugh. I promise!
Oldsod - January 30, 2015, 7:14 pm
That is amazing...5 L-Cups!


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