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Humor Demotivational Poster


GO ON WITHOUT ME - But leave...(cough)...the cookies...


TAGS: kitten humor
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - March 3, 2012, 11:19 pm, #230595

WOW!!
caveman - March 3, 2012, 8:31 pm, #230592
over 600 now
lgvernon - February 22, 2012, 10:49 am, #229986

You may kiss my ring... Thanks for letting me know!~
motinet - February 22, 2012, 10:13 am, #229982

Blew through 400, now 500+ dang!
lgvernon - February 12, 2012, 6:38 pm, #229441

Thanks for letting me know. I had no idea. Thanks for all your hard work!~
motinet - February 12, 2012, 6:31 pm, #229440

Ummm looks like you will crack 400!
lgvernon - January 10, 2012, 10:52 pm, #227457

Thank you so much for letting me know, motinet! This is very fun! (BTW, I r a SHE)
motinet - January 10, 2012, 9:46 pm, #227453

wow, only his 19th motifake and he broke 100+ shares. Impressive.
lgvernon - December 31, 2011, 8:33 pm, #227143

LOL~~
maoworks2 - December 31, 2011, 8:05 pm, #227141
Don't Ask For Whom The Bell Tolls,It Tolls For Thee. Hemingway.
maoworks2 - December 31, 2011, 4:43 pm, #227131
Don't Ash For Whom The Bell Tolls It Tolls For Thee. Hemingway
Verdeckt - December 31, 2011, 10:29 am, #227123
Submit to Dig My Dog site


MARINES -


TAGS: humor
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

boston - July 23, 2012, 3:06 pm, #237542
Not impossible....Similar incident happened to a poor soul who fell down a flight of steel steps after misapproating several electronic item from several rooms in army barracks in Germany...
Airman - April 6, 2012, 1:01 pm, #232838
with over 100,000 motifakes out there, it's impossible. I actually made one a month ago that was a duplicate of one I made 2 years ago! part of the fun of getting old
lgvernon - April 5, 2012, 8:35 pm, #232793

That's a beauty, Airman. I wonder~~should we go back and look at years and years of posters to avoid making a duplicate? I don't know about you, but I don't have that kind of time.
Airman - April 5, 2012, 4:19 pm, #232775
there's always 123973 from 16 months ago
lgvernon - April 5, 2012, 3:51 pm, #232774

This news article is a generated one, not a real one, I'm sure.
Tarapin - April 5, 2012, 12:35 pm, #232768
Spypengen: I hope you're being sarcastic. Everyone involved knows exactly what happened, including anyone who reads the report in the future. This is more of a report. "Heh heh, got it falling down!"
inFAM1S - April 2, 2012, 8:19 pm, #232617
Thats Awesome
spypengen - April 2, 2012, 9:23 am, #232576
cover up something*
spypengen - April 2, 2012, 9:23 am, #232575
so the guy got a broken jaw broken leg missing teeth and multiple concusions from falling off the curb??? that sounds reasonable and not at all like the cop was trying to cove up somethin
lgvernon - March 31, 2012, 5:20 pm, #232490

Ahem~~~you don't suppose the responding officers might have been ex-marines, do you? (grin)
JoannaBanana78 - March 31, 2012, 5:15 pm, #232489
I love it!!
Rick69 - March 31, 2012, 10:55 am, #232468
Brilliant... "You mess with me; you mess with an entire army of WHOP-ASS" - mindset... =D


SIX-PACK ABS -


TAGS: working men exercise plan humor
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

dy2012 - July 8, 2013, 2:27 am, #247497
Six-Pack Lions!
lgvernon - June 29, 2013, 11:39 pm, #247154

Oh, yes. Lived and worked on the border for many years.
EmilioDumphque - June 29, 2013, 11:22 pm, #247153
Have you ever shaken the hand of a Mexican worker? It's like shaking hands with a stone!
lgvernon - June 29, 2013, 7:40 pm, #247143

Thanks, Mao! Of course, my over-active imagination pictured these two leaning onto an ELECTRIC fence~~(BG)
Reality Lord - June 29, 2013, 4:45 pm, #247136

Lol
maoworks2 - June 29, 2013, 2:18 pm, #247134
This One Is Good, I Gotta Try That LOL.


ANGRY MIDGET - Let's face it, they're all angry. You would be too if you lived at ass level.


TAGS: humor funny hostile dwarf
Rating: 4.09/5

More motifakes by WTFO

Cyberhagen - November 16, 2013, 1:23 pm, #251056
Technically, I believe, he's a dwarf. Subtle difference.
- February 3, 2011, 8:19 pm, #211567
Thank you, Jmac. RL, Culos is happy because he choose which a**es to be near. Unfortunately, midgets don't get to be selective. (WTFO)
Jmac0585 - February 3, 2011, 10:57 am, #211542
5/5/5/5/5 Funny...
Jmac0585 - February 3, 2011, 10:56 am, #211541
5/5/5/5/5 Funny...
Reality Lord - February 3, 2011, 6:44 am, #211529

culos lives at a** level...and he seems pretty happy.


THE EIGHTIES - I miss you, 80s!


TAGS: nostalgia humor 80s
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

politicalanarchist - October 14, 2011, 2:09 am, #225077
Regan drinking a martini with Cobra Commander? Almost as cool as Freakazoid high-fiving Jesus on an escalator. (Not here, just in general...)
rudeboy308 - June 10, 2011, 6:29 pm, #219842
Great pic, but I'd also like to see in it Billy Idol, A-Team, Sgt. Slaughter, and the Ford Eliminator from ZZ Top.
lolman - September 15, 2009, 7:22 pm, #118113
5 stars... this pic brings back alot of memories.. i was born in 77 so these characters are pretty much my entire childhood.. not many things have left such an impact in time.
Hypercat-Z - July 28, 2009, 11:20 am, #101289
I was there!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - May 10, 2009, 2:59 am, #79167
You had to be there. In the 80s, Back to the Future and Ghostbusters were cutting edge movies with amazing special effects. The Cure were still awesome, and you could see like a dozen hardcore bands for about two dollars. Beer was cheaper, too. :)
RushReference - May 9, 2009, 2:24 am, #78960
HEY YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!
HtD - March 17, 2009, 11:06 pm, #66384
The 80's seems like a "you had to be there" decade because it sounds just awful to me.
Lloyd - January 2, 2009, 6:16 am, #48454
The Black one, yeah.
spitfire111 - January 2, 2009, 3:28 am, #48423
WTF!!! you miss Micheal Jackson.....
No moar 80's - December 24, 2008, 8:27 pm, #46500
80's MUSIC SUCKED
Weapon X - November 15, 2008, 7:10 am, #36517
But let's not forget the more obscure cartoons...like Bravestar and Jem...not to mention the Silver Hawks and He-Man's only slightly less known twin sister, She-Ra
Weapon X - November 15, 2008, 7:05 am, #36516
Um..I know I'm a little late on this one...but it's the snorks, not snorkels, Pac-Man, and if you're referring to the guy in the white outfit...that's The Dukes of Hazard...
dgbt - October 28, 2008, 10:13 am, #31064
this is awesome. but wheres jason and freddy?
wann1e - September 30, 2008, 4:55 pm, #24600
fuken SAVED!
Warp Kez - September 14, 2008, 9:40 pm, #21066
Transformers, Knight Rider, Rambo, PackMac, tron, Dallas, Ghostbusters, Mario, Indiana Jones, Mr T, He-man, Michael Jackson, ET, Hulk Hogan, Ronald Regan(?), TMNT, The Snorkels, Smurfs, Max Headroom(?)
Kung-Fu Devil - September 3, 2008, 9:58 pm, #18805
You'd look scared too if you were going to have to go to bed with him.
Agamemnon218 - September 1, 2008, 4:36 pm, #18161
I just like how the Care Bear next to Michael Jackson looks completely terrified!
jimbo - August 26, 2008, 7:28 am, #16786
The best cartoons ever made came outta the eighties.
RnR - August 26, 2008, 5:38 am, #16783
OMG! and i have been trying to suppress all memories of it. The only "good" thing in the 80s was Susanna Hoffs and Rosanne Arquette
shtoink - August 26, 2008, 2:46 am, #16761
you and me both man :(


WELL CRAP -




CHURCH -


TAGS: a***ogy humor
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

confinedchaos - November 15, 2013, 9:43 pm, #251047
would you go if you were'nt christian?
elixiri - April 9, 2012, 9:17 pm, #232998
#137415
edavis - April 1, 2012, 10:11 pm, #232555
its only a building till you live it
GaryO - March 22, 2012, 10:50 pm, #231870
Yeah, the wife left me home. Couldn’t get me to turn over.
lgvernon - March 22, 2012, 10:21 pm, #231869

Thanks, Guys!
carebear - March 21, 2012, 2:23 pm, #231784
(carebear BANNED)
CloudchaserS - March 21, 2012, 9:02 am, #231772
Having been a believer since I was a small pup, I agree with this!
maoworks2 - March 21, 2012, 7:19 am, #231768
Good One !
maoworks2 - March 21, 2012, 7:18 am, #231767
Good One !


THINKING -


TAGS: not for everyone humor
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

blushovl - April 6, 2013, 9:48 pm, #244910
Hahaha! Love it!
lgvernon - February 5, 2012, 6:26 pm, #228964

Oh, LAWLZ! Thanks
BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 6:25 pm, #228963
the name is a nice cherry on this H5GE cake :)


HAZARDOUS MATERIALS -


TAGS: elements of women humor
Rating: 4.29/5

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Arvantillian - February 7, 2012, 6:19 am, #229065
didnt leave it off read the 2ed chemical property!
BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 9:17 pm, #228985
define superi5r :)


SPIDERS -


TAGS: hate spider humor
Rating: 4.39/5

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CloudchaserS - February 18, 2012, 1:00 am, #229773
Haha! Looks just like my youngest kitty!


FAST FOOD LOGIC -


TAGS: skewed humor
Rating: 4.77/5

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RealityCheck - April 9, 2012, 1:23 am, #232964
Food for thought... the documentary "Fathead." Look it up, it's on Youtube and netflix.
Budog - April 2, 2012, 4:15 am, #232565
LMAO 5L
CloudchaserS - April 1, 2012, 12:40 am, #232511
It may be fake, but that does have a point. It's not the clown's fault if a kid's parents feed them too much fast food.
lgvernon - March 31, 2012, 9:27 pm, #232506

I'm sure it was. It's the flawed logic that made me laugh, regardless of its origin.
MPsniper - March 31, 2012, 8:57 pm, #232504
this was made with what must be the most common sign gen on the interweb.


GREAT HUNT -


TAGS: city folk no humor
Rating: 4.94/5

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GaryO - October 19, 2012, 7:11 pm, #240066
Geez, sorry, Air…..did your pappy have an artist?
Airman - October 19, 2012, 6:02 pm, #240064
Wow.. that is the spitting image of my late father.. his beard was a tad shorter but that is him. 5 Airman is freaking out over here
GaryO - October 19, 2012, 4:36 pm, #240063
Thought ya might, you ol' fossil.....cheers
maoworks2 - October 19, 2012, 4:28 pm, #240062
Thanks GaryO Got A Good Laugh Out Of This One 5L Turkeys.


MOO SHOE -


TAGS: pig cow slippers humor
Rating: 4.41/5

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lgvernon - June 20, 2013, 10:45 am, #246844

Well, I DID think of you while creating this one...Thank you!~
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 20, 2013, 7:57 am, #246838
Sacrilege! 5L


THE SILVER HORDE - Cometh. NTGTG* *Nap time. Got to go.


TAGS: senior citizen humor
Rating: 4.73/5

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lgvernon - May 11, 2012, 12:36 am, #234471

TY. JDFEB (Thank you. Jack Daniels for everybody!)
Airman - May 10, 2012, 5:25 pm, #234454
DS - d*** Straight


QUESTION - How many men does it take to open a beer bottle? Zero. It should be open when she brings it.


TAGS: chauvinisic humor anger feminists
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by WTFO

Greeny - May 10, 2011, 8:45 pm, #218395
wait ix - I am married, you're not, and it's your comment that doesn't make sense
IxLOVExYOU - May 10, 2011, 10:53 am, #218367
*your* not you're because you're = you are and doesn't make sense
Greeny - May 10, 2011, 7:11 am, #218361
*you're - dangit
Greeny - May 10, 2011, 5:41 am, #218360
ha ha until your married


OBEDIENCE SCHOOL - Fido failed it!


TAGS: humor funny *** texas bon** obama
Rating: 2.88/5
God - August 25, 2008, 4:02 pm, #16673
There's no such thing as a good "you're doing it wrong" poster.
Eric D. - June 20, 2008, 5:08 pm, #6475
makes for a good "you're doing it wrong" picture.
wann1e - May 16, 2008, 7:45 pm, #3691
omg!! funny!!


YOUR CAT -


TAGS: contradiction humor
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - August 9, 2013, 3:58 pm, #248500

Thank you, Mr. Cynic!~
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 9, 2013, 2:28 am, #248484
Nice poster, Ig. You got the cats pegged good.
MissPriss - August 9, 2013, 1:09 am, #248478
Your cat...****s in my flower beds...come and clean it up!
lgvernon - August 8, 2013, 10:07 pm, #248471

I was a deputy coroner in my checkered past...
MrStupidGir - August 8, 2013, 10:04 pm, #248470
and it will very much likely eat your remains when your not able to fill it's bowl anymore


I ONLY HAVE ONE NERVE -


TAGS: grumpy baby humor
Rating: 4.87/5

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tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 11:19 pm, #231750
Absolutely hilarious!
carebear - March 12, 2012, 10:47 pm, #231191
(carebear BANNED)


OVERNIGHT DELIVERY - Usually a lot faster than the pizza delivery guy.


TAGS: fedex over night delivery pizza fast humor mechanic pilot
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

Laevian - May 26, 2012, 2:19 am, #235155
unbelievable ! 4L for the caption
ramblerjw - April 10, 2010, 6:43 pm, #170612
Has nothing to do with FedEx, when I was in the Corps I got this a chain email saying it was a list of Air Force gripes. I used a few of the "fixes" while doing the same type paperwork while stationed in Okinawa, let's just say that didn't end well for me
stygian616 - February 25, 2010, 12:57 pm, #160686
wow a poster with 5 L's even though the caption is a fail
WTF - November 18, 2009, 4:05 pm, #137629
Why is a civilian A320 equipped with "Identify Friend or Foe"?
phydeaux - November 18, 2009, 3:28 pm, #137609
I was in Naval Aviation...and a rookie pilot once actually handed in a gripe sheet with the "IFF works in IFF mode but not in OFF mode" issue. I laughed so hard at this I cried...
_Ally - November 18, 2009, 11:01 am, #137549
erm caption not comment.
_Ally - November 18, 2009, 11:01 am, #137548
That brought tears to my eyes before I even got to the comment. 5L just for the ph**o.
whatukno - November 18, 2009, 9:56 am, #137539
5L that was funny, not your caption, but the pic itself.


IMAGINE THAT -


TAGS: chuck norris cat humor
Rating: 4.61/5

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Kyronic - December 17, 2012, 1:46 am, #241580
I once witnessed something like this with a friend's pets. It was a wiener dog, but was still pretty awesome. The cat did some karate chops and eventually pinned the dog to a wall with its paw. The dog ran off and the cat jumped up on a desk like a boss.
Verdeckt - February 5, 2012, 5:10 pm, #228949
You should upload to Dig My Dog site


MORTICIAN'S TIP -




MARRIAGE - It's like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two Hearts and a Diamond. By the end, you wish for a Club and a Spade.


TAGS: wedding humor couple love hate
Rating: 4.63/5

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WTFO - August 27, 2012, 10:10 pm, #238733
I have the same problem. Last night I was about to create one and realized that I already did it with a different picture. Again, I apologize for the repeat. However, if I'm going to repeat someone, at least I picked a motifaker I respect.
Airman - August 27, 2012, 2:58 pm, #238728
I would insert the two missing words, but it's Monday
Airman - August 27, 2012, 2:50 pm, #238727
amazing it doesn't happen more often with as many as been posted on here. I'm waiting for the day I recreate one the I've already done. You got my 5L
WTFO - August 27, 2012, 12:06 am, #238721
I had no idea. Certainly wasn't my intent to redo a poster. Much respect to Airman for turning the phrase into a poster first.
spacedog - August 23, 2012, 12:57 am, #238640
127549 Word for word.
tatespa - August 14, 2012, 12:42 pm, #238408
One of the best I've seen!! Actually laughed out loud!!!
forseti - August 14, 2012, 10:01 am, #238397
Now I know why I'm pretty good at poker since I'm married...
WTFO - August 14, 2012, 12:44 am, #238394
Much appreciated.
SteveFurlong - August 13, 2012, 6:38 pm, #238382
Suh-weet! 5L, and I wish I could give it more.
GaryO - August 13, 2012, 1:57 pm, #238372
N-I-C-E


OSAMA: R.I.P. - He now joins Megatron at the bottom of the sea.


TAGS: humor osama
Rating: 4.5/5

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rmrm - December 8, 2011, 6:50 pm, #226465
Spock had the same funeral :D
50cal - May 2, 2011, 1:01 pm, #217870
They should have launched his body into the sun. That was the world could see via telescope is body floating to the sun.
Airman - May 2, 2011, 11:06 am, #217867
he sleeps with the fishes
MilDoc - May 2, 2011, 11:01 am, #217866
R.I.P....Rest In Pieces?!?
Bull - May 2, 2011, 9:30 am, #217864
thought R.I.P. was police code for ra** in progress?
CatEyes - May 2, 2011, 7:56 am, #217862
R.I.P. = Rapid Interment Program... hahahaha!
steph1 - May 2, 2011, 7:46 am, #217861
in peace? R.I.H. - rot in hell


TOMBSTONE MOMENTS - Sometimes begin with a whisper




A.D.H.L.A.S - Attention Deficit...Hey Look! A Squirrel!


TAGS: funny humor squirrel
Rating: 3.91/5

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WTFO - November 29, 2009, 10:15 pm, #141035
Thanks.
Testimus - November 29, 2009, 10:12 pm, #141032
I love it! 5 lions from me!
CANADA - November 25, 2009, 2:41 am, #139726
LOL! 5 lions


WATCH DOG -




FIVE RULES FOR MEN -


TAGS: men women humor
Rating: 4.74/5

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lgvernon - August 13, 2013, 9:44 am, #248592

Oh, I wouldn't say that, Ghoul. I have a pretty excellent track record--but then, so does my Husband. ;)
falloutghoul - August 13, 2013, 8:23 am, #248591
Right, because it's impossible to for one to be all of the above.


PARANOIA -


TAGS: big dog little dog humor
Rating: 4.5/5

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zombie2093 - March 6, 2012, 8:36 pm, #230772
THE CHIHUAHUA IS LIKE IRAN LOL ALTHOUGH THE REALLY FUNNY PART IS THAT IF THE ROLES WERE REVERSED WITH THE CHIHUAHUA CHASING THE PIT IT WOULD BE LIKE THE USA AND IRAN RIGHT NOW LOL THE TRUTH IS FUNNIER THEN FICTION LOL WE THE USA IS AFRAID IRAN
Reality Lord - March 5, 2012, 7:30 pm, #230698

...and THAT'S what i keep telling my shrink.


DIPLOMACY - All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means.


TAGS: driving road rage humor
Rating: 4.83/5

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TheGoat - May 4, 2011, 12:17 am, #218019
Check out youparklikean*****le.com It includes a fake 'ticket' you can place on windshields to announce when you've ph**ographed a jerk and uploaded his/her picture! Great site
IxLOVExYOU - May 3, 2011, 6:33 pm, #218005
hahahaha brilliant!!


EVOLUTION - Can we go back?


TAGS: from man to pig humor
Rating: 4.5/5

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MissPriss - May 6, 2012, 5:53 pm, #234267
Couldn't we just skip the whole thing from steps 1 - 5? Going back means having to suffer through it all over again. The horror!


TAKE HEART -


TAGS: spring seasons humor
Rating: 4.41/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 19, 2014, 1:04 am, #253083
Love the pun, Ig. I also love the spring; the cool air, the warm sun, the flowers bloom . . .
lgvernon - January 29, 2014, 7:27 am, #252523

LOL! Saw the pic and couldn't help myself. Thanks!
Oldsod - January 29, 2014, 6:53 am, #252522
**groan** Still 5'd it on the grounds I didn't get there first, lol.
GaryO - January 27, 2014, 8:40 pm, #252481
Legs Vernon rolls


SENIOR MOMENT -


TAGS: first extinction ark humor
Rating: 4.7/5

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lgvernon - April 19, 2012, 12:41 am, #233529

Thanks!~
ughomer - April 18, 2012, 6:07 pm, #233526
Funny as I'll get out, LG!


THE DOG -


TAGS: how it works humor
Rating: 4.78/5

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lgvernon - March 10, 2012, 11:13 am, #230988

I had the same reaction!
djrcreative - March 10, 2012, 9:48 am, #230983
ROTFL! I e5pecially like the "re-eat it" bit. Bleh... Kudo5 to whomever came up with that. :D


WINE -


TAGS: cooking wine humor
Rating: 4.86/5

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koag - April 19, 2013, 4:05 pm, #245214
I love the quote too but it's from WC Fields not Julia Child
Sho - March 21, 2012, 11:32 pm, #231814
Love the picture theme. 5L
lgvernon - March 21, 2012, 10:51 pm, #231811

Had I had the slightest inkling it came from Julia, I would have~~It's something I've said for years.
Iconoclast - March 21, 2012, 10:34 pm, #231809
I love the quote, but you should have identified it as from Julia Child. 5L & favorite, anyway.


THE ANSWER MAN -


TAGS: man woman humor
Rating: 4.65/5

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Yorick - September 16, 2012, 2:32 pm, #239194
OMG. That got me laughing. Thx.
lgvernon - March 22, 2012, 6:56 pm, #231861

I had to remake this poster as I made an error on the forst one. So if you voted on the old one, please repost your vote here!~
lgvernon - March 22, 2012, 5:02 pm, #231850

LOL!~~It's good to laugh and try to keep things in perspective. Thanks!~
carebear - March 22, 2012, 4:47 pm, #231847
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 22, 2012, 11:33 am, #231835

No, this is a boxer named Peter Maher.
Preacher Man - March 22, 2012, 2:08 am, #231820
Is that the great John L. Sullivan?


SENSE OF HUMOR - Someone didn't have one and someone else is going to need one


TAGS: car humor
Rating: 4.57/5

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lolilikepie - February 8, 2014, 12:33 am, #252762
minecraft...it begins to get its revenge
Bolverk3778 - January 20, 2013, 10:47 am, #242655
At the very least the pickaxe swinger showed the restraint to damage a replaceable object and not someones skull.
koloheiole - January 19, 2013, 3:31 am, #242624
Do you think the shoudl axe him for his info?
dporter8462 - January 18, 2013, 4:07 pm, #242605
um.. I would say that is angry wife damage. I am guessing it hubby's car or his girlfriend's
EmilioDumphque - January 18, 2013, 3:48 pm, #242598
Angry husband, but who's car?
robbidos - January 18, 2013, 11:02 am, #242586
i guess they picked the wrong person to upset.


YOUR MOTHERS SO FAT - The escape velocity at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s


TAGS: geek humor fat
Rating: 4.89/5

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tatespa - September 27, 2012, 12:10 pm, #239487
Bazinga!!!
fascistfrenchman - December 19, 2010, 8:15 am, #207504
Prof. Hawking: He can't speak, but he can sling sophomoric jokes just as well as Sean Connery.
Reality Lord - August 23, 2010, 7:02 pm, #190554

NICE TWIST ON AN OLD JOKE....5!'S
pzykosiz - August 23, 2010, 6:57 pm, #190548
i feel sad that actually get this. 5L's


MARDI GRAS -


TAGS: wyoming cows humor
Rating: 4.62/5

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lgvernon - February 17, 2012, 10:30 pm, #229772

Everybody wears flip flops here! I know people who wear them 12 months a year.
Greeny - February 17, 2012, 10:29 pm, #229771
flip-flops in Wyoming? I don't think so... too many goat-heads.


WRITER'S BLOCK -




NINJA CAT -


TAGS: ninja cat strikes again humor
Rating: 4.29/5

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lgvernon - September 22, 2013, 12:27 pm, #249912

Thank you, CL!~
chickenlittle - September 22, 2013, 12:26 pm, #249911
So funny LG! Great pic too! :)
lgvernon - September 21, 2013, 7:06 pm, #249892

Thanks, Mao--!
maoworks2 - September 21, 2013, 5:42 pm, #249891
Great Pic I Had A Cat Just Like That And I Drink Out Of The Carton ? 5L.


WHEN THE BEER IS GONE -


TAGS: cook humor
Rating: 4.23/5

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carebear - March 12, 2012, 10:07 pm, #231184
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 12, 2012, 9:43 pm, #231177

Well, yes. I noticed that myself. It should simply have said, "Men think about two things. Be one of them."
carebear - March 12, 2012, 9:30 pm, #231174
(carebear BANNED)
mariand - March 12, 2012, 5:14 am, #231098
when the beer is gone...repeat the first rule...hehehe


ATHEISM - It's a non-prophet organization


TAGS: god atheism atheist religion funny humor great
Rating: 3.44/5

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WTFO - October 28, 2009, 11:13 pm, #131637
The reports of my untimely demise have been greatly exagerated. BTW, Aggy thanks for laying out the facts on atheism.
agdaniele - October 28, 2009, 5:55 pm, #131580
Really now? I'll be. In that case... walk away, check... this ain't gonna happen.
CANADA - October 28, 2009, 5:54 pm, #131579
i thought WTFO was unbanned
DreMagnum - October 28, 2009, 5:54 pm, #131578
Hes unbanned, just hasnt been seen yet
agdaniele - October 28, 2009, 5:51 pm, #131576
Thank you for your time. Enjoy the site.
agdaniele - October 28, 2009, 5:51 pm, #131575
Check yourself... where do I start? You are defining agnostic. Atheism is, in fact, the belief in the nonexistence of any deities (which would include God). Secondly, WTFO does not exist on this site anymore... so, replying to a May posting won't help.
check your facts - October 28, 2009, 5:43 pm, #131573
WTFO I hate to break this to you, but you are the ignorant here. Atheism is lack of belief in god. It's not claiming to know there is no god. There's a big difference.
WTFO - May 31, 2009, 11:29 pm, #83450
Right, Islam. Or were you talking about the US?
agdaniele - May 31, 2009, 5:04 pm, #83401
Agreed, but one specific religion is allowed to control a LOT of censorship and government still. That is a hard fact.
WTFO - May 31, 2009, 5:02 pm, #83400
the answer is stupid. Freedom of religion (or lack there of) should be respected, period!
WTFO - May 31, 2009, 5:02 pm, #83398
Overzealous atheists to me are just as ignorant as overzealous religious people. Everybody has the right to believe whatever they want as long as it doesn't hurt others. Nobody will absolutely know the truth until they die so aggressively stating you know
Hughe Jorgan - May 31, 2009, 5:53 am, #83334
Atheists Rule!
Canuck - May 27, 2009, 12:38 am, #82349
In the same way that blasphemy is a victimless crime.
Sigh - April 26, 2009, 3:25 pm, #75704
Atheist: Cleaning up behind Messiamessys since the dawn of Time
firefly - April 21, 2009, 7:47 pm, #74525
Quote "I'm agnostic... so I'm above all of this!" Only because fences are usually 6 foot high.
savanna - April 20, 2009, 11:39 pm, #74355
lol that's soo true
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 5:49 pm, #71140
I'm agnostic... so I'm above all of this!
gggggg - April 6, 2009, 3:47 pm, #71097
We are all a**holes, regardless.


INGENUITY -


TAGS: patriotism humor
Rating: 4.83/5

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jBurk - March 4, 2013, 2:40 pm, #244042
Please know that Federal Law prohibits any ordinances banning the American flag from being flown. President Bush passed this law after 9-11. Good post though.
maoworks2 - May 8, 2012, 2:42 pm, #234364
Give Me That Apple Pie, Please !
lgvernon - May 7, 2012, 5:30 pm, #234340

Thank you~~
fan4camping - May 7, 2012, 5:13 pm, #234339
Awe5ome! A double 'high five' at that, since this is also the FIRST to go on my list of Favs.


DON'T MESS WITH ME, BUD -


TAGS: horses humor
Rating: 4.48/5

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Altrunchen - September 30, 2013, 12:30 pm, #250146
His little pony...


BE PREPARED -




LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - Some predict it will make black holes Some say it will yield new particles I predict GIANT ATOMIC CATS!


TAGS: humor hadron cat fodder
Rating: 3.18/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 25, 2008, 4:51 am, #39628
-- no less! I'm going to the forums!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 25, 2008, 4:51 am, #39627
You do, however, bring up an excellent point. This poster had 53 votes lie yesterday and now it has 70. For a poster a few months old, that just seems suspicious. I've also seen EC guy commenting again lately. I call shenanigans! On my own poster, no
Ag218 - November 24, 2008, 10:42 pm, #39559
MWLF just attached the large hadron collider to the electric chair and it's rating took off! Only kidding, Doris... :)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 23, 2008, 11:44 pm, #39239
Yeah. Hell, I made it and I'm suspicious. Did the LHC do something amazing very recently that I haven't heard about? If it's a black hole, I'm going to start smoking again!
jj - November 23, 2008, 11:05 pm, #39230
whoa - check out the sudden popularity of this motifake!
Dalek - August 13, 2008, 11:37 am, #14250
Awesome! You Win at Internet!
Mike Hunt - August 9, 2008, 2:15 pm, #13450
Epic awesome. +74 cool points sir.
Dude - August 9, 2008, 2:13 pm, #13449
Too awesome!
Roamer - August 9, 2008, 10:04 am, #13415
IT'S CATURDAY!!!! POST SOME f***ING CATS!!!!
pro - August 9, 2008, 5:48 am, #13406
MWLF: if this hurts, you should see what I did to the "pure evil" poster...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 9, 2008, 12:29 am, #13373
Grooooaaaaannnnnnn! Pro, that hurt my pun liver.
pro - August 8, 2008, 8:09 pm, #13334
Doris, would that be a catastrophe?
Roamer - August 8, 2008, 4:51 pm, #13294
I say it will turn everyday into Caturday. ^_^
Doris Night aka MWLF - August 8, 2008, 4:34 pm, #13290
I got the pic from the new Fodder thread in the new Motifake forums. Join today!
jj - August 8, 2008, 4:23 pm, #13285
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EPIC WIN!!!


REPUTATION - A man has three names: the one he inherits, the one his parents give him and the one he makes for himself.


TAGS: funny humor
Rating: 4.77/5

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WTFO - October 15, 2012, 2:31 am, #239967
A compliment like that from you is a true honor. Thanks, bud.
rerun - October 14, 2012, 10:32 am, #239952

still amongst the best
WTFO - March 29, 2011, 12:29 am, #215453
Thank you. Glad you liked it (as well as the others who voted high lion numbers).
CaptainBaked - March 28, 2011, 8:56 am, #215417
5 lions... Well played


TYPICAL - You only love me for my huge breasts


TAGS: humor funny thanksgiving
Rating: 3.28/5

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GuinnessTroll - March 24, 2010, 1:23 pm, #166574
Motifake Wit Liberation F - your comment is funnier than the post...can I give that comment 5Ls?
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 25, 2009, 3:01 am, #139730
It's true. Turkeys have awesome bre***s. I like to put them in my mouth. And, like all bre***s, they are great covered in gravy and taken with mashed potatoes and cranberry sauce.
CANADA - November 25, 2009, 2:49 am, #139728
Nice! 5 lions


KINDNESS... - ...is its own reward. However, cruelty gets you new boots.


TAGS: funny dark humor
Rating: 3.23/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 3:39 am, #239212
That seal's too old to smack. It's coat has already turned.
tellitlikeitis - November 14, 2011, 9:22 pm, #225802
Disgusting, and I hate to see this poster "re-surface".
barraclous - November 14, 2011, 8:17 pm, #225797
pretty darn good. spicy and dark meat. i'm from a seal hunter comunoty
WestTexRedneck - September 1, 2011, 9:01 pm, #223837
i wonder what Seal-burger taste like?
otakugiant - July 15, 2010, 11:15 am, #184810
Just remember: the warranty is void if seal is broken.


EXISTENTIALISM - Claire suddenly realized that existence precedes essence, and she was free to kill all the old gods.


TAGS: women existentialism religion humor
Rating: 2.6/5

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Sean - June 27, 2008, 5:06 pm, #7332
Cool poster -- way to not dumb it down for the masses (so what's it mean? -- just kidding).
Wtf - June 27, 2008, 2:23 pm, #7315
Keep taking the medication


SPACE CHILDREN - It's sad when they get deported.


TAGS: humor children space alien
Rating: 1.88/5

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RONSART - February 23, 2009, 5:03 pm, #61402
It,s Doris Nights kid.
Mark - February 23, 2009, 4:55 pm, #61401
Hey...I've seen this kid some place before!
Arrogant Knight - January 8, 2009, 3:22 pm, #50486
I don't know why... But this picture really really scares me.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 8, 2009, 12:21 pm, #50449
No, just an old magazine illustration I found of a kid who wants to wear his toy space helmet on an airplane. It just looked like he was being led away.
yanda - January 8, 2009, 12:17 pm, #50448
Is this ender's game?
Roamer - September 2, 2008, 11:01 pm, #18542
Immigration enforcement: deporting aliens and preventing "alien" discovery.
Agamemnon - July 14, 2008, 11:00 pm, #9478
Solid picture. Very bizaare.


WHEN I WAS A KID -


TAGS: never expected this humor
Rating: 4.84/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 31, 2012, 3:41 pm, #232477
I loved Tweety and Sylvester... brings back some memories
Rick69 - March 31, 2012, 12:17 pm, #232473
"I tawt I taw a puddy tat... But I need glasses to verify this"...
mariand - March 31, 2012, 11:03 am, #232472
This is very true... I wonder if kids understand it.


ADHD -


TAGS: ocelot distracted humor
Rating: 4.85/5

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lgvernon - January 23, 2012, 1:37 pm, #227973

Thank you, RL!~
Reality Lord - January 23, 2012, 1:32 pm, #227972

lolz...cute :)


RELATIVITY -


TAGS: explained humor graph
Rating: 4.83/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 17, 2012, 9:18 am, #233473
This is brilliant XD
lgvernon - April 4, 2012, 10:48 am, #232712

NEVER cross the streams! Time stops until whatever you've put in the picrowave is reduced to inedible ash.
PENGAmurungu - April 4, 2012, 4:20 am, #232700
What if you put something in the microwave, then go on the Internet in the meantime?


I LIKE BIG BOOKS - and I cannot lie...


TAGS: lyrics humor
Rating: 4.75/5

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Reality Lord - March 21, 2012, 6:55 am, #231764

d*** you vern...now i can't get that song outta my head
CloudchaserS - March 20, 2012, 8:23 am, #231668
Reminds me of this funny parody http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTYr3JuueF4
mariand - March 20, 2012, 5:30 am, #231664
First woman who can't lie about the SIZE... hehehe


BALANCE -


TAGS: need good woman humor
Rating: 4.82/5

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spypengen - April 8, 2012, 11:31 pm, #232961
and a fat ugly chick
lgvernon - April 3, 2012, 7:49 pm, #232690

Of course!~~
Reality Lord - April 3, 2012, 7:02 pm, #232687

guilt kickin in vern. darhlin could i ask you to drop it in the other place plzzzzzzzzzzzz
lgvernon - April 3, 2012, 6:35 pm, #232685

Steal away, RL!!!~~
Reality Lord - April 3, 2012, 6:33 pm, #232682

vern love the pic. permission to steal it or would you care dropping by my site?


COOKING AVOIDANCE -


TAGS: melted cutting board humor
Rating: 4.77/5

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lgvernon - March 5, 2012, 12:05 pm, #230661

LOL!~
krazyivanthedivine - March 5, 2012, 12:01 pm, #230660
I ought to try this.


PHILOSOPHY -


TAGS: and stuff humor
Rating: 4.37/5

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lgvernon - March 12, 2012, 5:38 pm, #231141

I'm good at tests. I always have half a dozen #2 pencils sharpened and ready (blink...blink...blink).
lgvernon - March 11, 2012, 11:38 pm, #231093

And I thought Iceman was just being friendly...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 11, 2012, 11:31 pm, #231092
So.....You wrote all those jokefakes you love to post?....Sorry buddy, but you're calling the kettle black here.
rerun - March 11, 2012, 8:37 pm, #231087

really? It all comes from the interwebs & stuff
lgvernon - March 11, 2012, 4:08 pm, #231079

Perzackly~~
ICEMAN - March 11, 2012, 3:55 pm, #231078
Oooh! Look what I found on the interwebs & stuff.


DRINKING -




NINJA SQUIRRELS - You can run, but you can't glide.


TAGS: sugar glider humor
Rating: 4.8/5

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lgvernon - May 11, 2012, 6:02 pm, #234488

Thank you, Monk~~
Zetmonk - May 11, 2012, 11:12 am, #234481
d***, a tough Lion-rater went through these posters before me. Lots of 2's. I like this one though, made me grin.


WEDNESDAY - Making it over the hump just got a whole lot easier




GAS -


TAGS: rude awakenings humor
Rating: 4.25/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 26, 2013, 2:31 am, #245362
I think fart jokes are like any other jokes, there needs to be a build up, Many think that if they just say "fart" it'll be funny. Not true. This poster is a good example of an awesome fart joke.
lgvernon - May 11, 2012, 10:24 pm, #234503

LOL
SteveFurlong - May 11, 2012, 10:21 pm, #234501
Whoever said fart jokes are the lowest form of humor, has no sense of humor.


LSD - It's kicking in, Mabel!


TAGS: women drugs lsd humor cars driving
Rating: 3.28/5

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BoneCD - November 13, 2009, 7:41 pm, #136357
Glade this made it to the hall of fame!!! Most excellent poster...party on Garth
Produceman117 - November 12, 2009, 5:16 am, #136045
Hall of Fame. I'm honored.
Briton of Rose - November 12, 2009, 4:30 am, #136044
One more vote and it's off to the Hall of Fame! Get the lead out, Mabel!
Krissie - September 15, 2009, 9:16 pm, #118152
Friday night trouble bound...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 16, 2008, 12:16 am, #27900
OMG, Porcelina, that is awesome! I wish I had put it in the poster. :)
Porcelina - October 15, 2008, 9:30 pm, #27879
I can tell, Patty! You're steering my toaster!
Dustin Marthington - October 6, 2008, 12:06 am, #25994
so many times that i've thought that exact same thing Tony.
Tony - September 30, 2008, 4:14 pm, #24594
Funny and Clever. No wonder it's not high up in the rankings!
GoForthAndDie - September 20, 2008, 7:00 am, #22158
One of the best things on this site. Props.
RONSART - August 13, 2008, 7:51 pm, #14351
5 STARS!...
Agamemnon - July 13, 2008, 1:57 pm, #9223
VERY clever!


DIRECTIONS -




MILKING FOR AMATEURS -




TERROR -


TAGS: road trip aversion humor
Rating: 4.76/5

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lgvernon - October 1, 2013, 1:38 pm, #250170

Thank you, sir~~
premiumgrade - October 1, 2013, 8:55 am, #250162
Top notch.
lgvernon - August 1, 2013, 8:52 pm, #248250

LOL! I only had one, because I didn't want TWO!~I grew up with three siblings and I remember those road trips so well. NOOOOOOOOOOOO~~~
maoworks2 - August 1, 2013, 2:45 pm, #248234
O Ya Have Fun !
BobbEdwards - August 1, 2013, 10:49 am, #248230
Fav'd - and I'm not even a parent (thank heavens, lol)


MONDAY -




GAME FACE -


TAGS: expression marmoset humor
Rating: 4.55/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 16, 2013, 1:43 pm, #244352
Interchangeable with "Are you done yet?" face.
lgvernon - January 31, 2012, 12:48 pm, #228533

LOL!~
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 7:52 am, #228423
our 'your b5ss when you ask for a raise' face :)
MashiMashi - January 30, 2012, 6:50 am, #228416
Or ra** face


S*** EATING GRIN - Even if you're not up to anything, it makes people think you are.


TAGS: grin humor prank mischievous
Rating: 4.95/5

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CloudchaserS - January 5, 2012, 7:41 am, #227282
Even when I was small, my family always knew when I was up to something because I'd have that grin on my face. I'm actually considering getting a 3.5in/8.9cm tattoo of that image on my upper arm because it fits me so well
CloudchaserS - January 5, 2012, 7:36 am, #227281
True, that
mariand - January 5, 2012, 6:53 am, #227278
...as long as you care about what others think...anyway, you can't imagine how many people are watching your moves... some people are obsessed of others actions and life.


THE OLD SALT -


TAGS: salty navy humor
Rating: 4.9/5

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lgvernon - August 11, 2013, 1:14 pm, #248558

(guffah)
GaryO - August 11, 2013, 12:33 pm, #248556
I know,….went to bed earlier this too bright sunday morning…..head hurts when I laugh……’buoy’…that’s….ow
lgvernon - August 11, 2013, 12:08 pm, #248554

Buoy....
GaryO - August 11, 2013, 11:52 am, #248552
Rancors aweigh…sigh


HOW DO YOU TAKE YOUR COFFEE? -


TAGS: coffee drinker humor
Rating: 4.84/5

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lgvernon - July 11, 2013, 7:53 pm, #247629

Thank you, oh mighty mod of the grey persuasion.
rerun - July 11, 2013, 7:27 pm, #247628

Great poster.
lgvernon - July 11, 2013, 2:36 pm, #247626

I'm like a rudderless tanker in deep swell until I get at least a whiff of the stuff.
GaryO - July 11, 2013, 2:06 pm, #247625
**wakes ME up**…I seem to need some now
GaryO - July 11, 2013, 2:05 pm, #247624
I take mine serious too, but don’t care the color, or richness. I've found that if it’s h**, it pretty much wakes up right away……when thrown in my face.
lgvernon - July 11, 2013, 12:53 pm, #247622

I'm partial to light roast coffees. Ethiopian Yergicheffe is my favorite~~and I take it very, very seriously. (BG) People think the darker a coffee is roasted, the more caffeine it contains. The exact opposite is true. Black and bitter doesn't equal good!
falloutghoul - July 11, 2013, 12:30 pm, #247621
If you say a "rich, dark roast," you're most likely lying.


I DON'T FAIL - I succeed in finding what does not work


TAGS: funny humor
Rating: 3.44/5

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agdaniele - May 18, 2009, 7:58 pm, #80794
In my twenties, I was visiting the Met, and was amazed to find a collection of his work that displayed exceptional talent in realism. Having been exposed to this natural talent, my appreciation for his cubism, blue, surreal was gained. Capsulized: 5L
agdaniele - May 18, 2009, 7:43 pm, #80788
I was never a fan of Pablo Picasso. He sparked an artistic disease; a style (cubism) that allowed talentless artists to excel with no true ability. I always regarded him as the epitome of cubism - a one-trick pony.
Mark - May 18, 2009, 7:28 pm, #80778
I accomplished this stunt once. That's when I realized that although wearing a bike helmet was less than fashionable, it was better than getting hit in the head with a bicycle. You get a 5 for causing a flashback without the use of drugs.


PRAYER - When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.


TAGS: humor
Rating: 4.68/5

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djinnyf - April 26, 2011, 7:01 pm, #217414
Perfect! xx
MilDoc - April 26, 2011, 11:15 am, #217364
N1, CatEyes! 5 h** Wheels!
Master - April 26, 2011, 5:16 am, #217350
Easier to ask forgiveness than permission!
CatEyes - April 25, 2011, 8:50 pm, #217312
Thank you guys!
Reality Lord - April 25, 2011, 7:43 pm, #217304

very cool.
tellitlikeitis - April 25, 2011, 6:43 pm, #217294
This is fantastic.
crankyhead - April 25, 2011, 3:48 pm, #217280
fanta5tic
Sean - April 25, 2011, 3:41 pm, #217279
And then did sayeth the Lord from within the flaming shrubbery: "Where beith the sweet ride now?"
lisabwells - April 25, 2011, 12:20 pm, #217270
This is sooo funny! Love it! Desrves 10L's but I gave it the 5L's.
IxLOVExYOU - April 25, 2011, 10:49 am, #217266
5Ls. Hilarious!!


HORSE WHISPERER -




ALIEN ABDUCTION -


TAGS: cat vacuum humor
Rating: 4.75/5

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lgvernon - January 26, 2012, 10:41 am, #228156

LOL! No, thankyouverymuch!~~
suzieq - January 26, 2012, 12:24 am, #228126
good stuff. I'm sure you can use the brush for the a*** probe too afterwards, but not the other way round
lgvernon - January 23, 2012, 6:48 pm, #228009

ROLF!!
Airman - January 23, 2012, 6:47 pm, #228007
FLOBEE !!!
djrcreative - January 23, 2012, 6:39 pm, #228005
I can GUARANTEE the vacuum wasn't running. Pet grooming attachments are an epic fail. However, cats DO like to be brushed. :D
lgvernon - January 23, 2012, 1:30 pm, #227971

Thanks!~
maoworks2 - January 23, 2012, 11:02 am, #227962
Great Pic 5L.


COLONEL SANDERS - You'll love my fried chicken even if I have to shove it down your throat!


TAGS: chicken colonel sanders humor
Rating: 1.9/5

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McTeaglefartsontitjew - November 27, 2008, 10:38 pm, #40286
Why is he Asian?
God - November 27, 2008, 10:38 pm, #40285
I wanna shove that drumstick into her wet, saggy, fishy cooter.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 8, 2008, 7:17 pm, #13323
OMG! That comment brings an unsuspected aspect to this poster I hadn't considered! LOL!
Ch. - August 8, 2008, 6:24 pm, #13310
Ooh, for*****!


VITAL STATISTICS -


TAGS: candor silence advice humor
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - January 24, 2015, 6:38 am, #259605
Genius, LG! 5L for this one.
lgvernon - January 23, 2015, 12:27 am, #259591

I'm'unna tell her you said that...
rerun - January 22, 2015, 7:27 pm, #259586

My wife carries an extra 220 pounds, just a few times a week if I'm lucky.
GaryO - January 22, 2015, 3:29 pm, #259585
somebody needs a nap
lgvernon - January 22, 2015, 12:47 pm, #259582

Shaddup, GAryO. You're only alive because it's too d*** far for me to walk from Wyoming to the West Coast. I love this painting. If you were here, I'd feed it to you, one canvas bite at a time.
GaryO - January 22, 2015, 8:40 am, #259579
Heard one sing once. Mentioned that 'for a big girl, she sure could belt out a tune...then it hit me.
MissPriss - January 22, 2015, 12:55 am, #259576
5Love it!
mizzdizz - January 21, 2015, 9:38 pm, #259575
Too true!! 5L


WATER IS BAD -


TAGS: franklin quotation beer drinking humor
Rating: 4.41/5

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demon001 - December 6, 2013, 6:02 pm, #251406
It was a great idea, especially 81 proof Wild Turkey!


COPS AND DONUTS -




WITH GREAT MUSTACHE - Comes great responsibility!


TAGS: humor funny wizard of oz balls libs
Rating: 2.8/5

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Rosie - July 5, 2008, 1:30 am, #8182
I rated that at 5 just because that is a FANTASTIC stache!


HUMOR -


TAGS: humor mash
Rating: 4.74/5

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ICEMAN - March 23, 2011, 1:08 am, #215009
Always works for me. 5 poodles.


PROTONS HAVE MASS? -


TAGS: pinup humor
Rating: 4.66/5

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falloutghoul - April 1, 2012, 10:52 pm, #232558
"I once visited a crematorium that gave discounts to burn victims."


JUST BECAUSE -




UNBRIDLED JOY -




WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT -


TAGS: dogsled humor
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - August 13, 2013, 9:45 am, #248593

Thank you, Mr. Ghoul!
falloutghoul - August 13, 2013, 8:19 am, #248590
Bahahahahaa! 5Ls!
steve1961 - August 12, 2013, 11:25 pm, #248584
Sorry. I'd give a crap about it but I'm all out...in fact, I'll be probably out of stock until further notice...
lgvernon - August 12, 2013, 11:16 pm, #248583

I'd say it looks like Wyoming, but there is no horizontal snow.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 12, 2013, 11:01 pm, #248582
Not enough hypodermics. (And Steve can't spell Winnipeg)
steve1961 - August 12, 2013, 10:53 pm, #248581
Looks like a beautiful summer day in Downtown Winnepeg...
lgvernon - August 12, 2013, 10:15 pm, #248580

Doesn't look like he's got a spare, either.
Airman - August 12, 2013, 10:07 pm, #248579
lol


YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT? - Right?


TAGS: bobcat sceptic humor
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - January 14, 2012, 6:30 pm, #227596

Thanks!
maoworks2 - January 8, 2012, 4:41 pm, #227367
Great Pic.


BROWNIES - Best served when cool


TAGS: food humor brownies cool
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

Airman - March 21, 2012, 1:29 pm, #231781
so
crankyhead - March 20, 2012, 8:54 pm, #231732
That reminds me of a poster I forgot to submit on Airmans birthday. I'll drop it in the queue now. =)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 20, 2012, 7:27 pm, #231726
That sounds like an invite to ridicule you.........you laughed because you're old and senile (and incontinent)
Airman - March 20, 2012, 6:12 pm, #231725
why did this just crack me up? shut up Mooooooooo


THREE MONTHS -


TAGS: man wearing corset humor
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - March 15, 2012, 8:23 pm, #231411

Or a pair of stiletto heels~~
carebear - March 15, 2012, 8:11 pm, #231410
(carebear BANNED)


COOKOUTS IN AUSTRALIA -


TAGS: shrimp barbie humor
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

MissPriss - March 23, 2015, 12:54 pm, #260502
This dear lg is going out to my friends! 5 still laughing L's.
TheSanityInspector - March 20, 2015, 11:00 pm, #260469
Ha!
Silverheart - March 20, 2015, 10:35 pm, #260467
Let's put another...
lgvernon - March 20, 2015, 9:27 pm, #260463

Thankee!
Oldsod - March 20, 2015, 9:22 pm, #260461
Absolutely friggin' brilliant!


WARM HEARTS - Cold feets


TAGS: penguins snow love humor
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - January 14, 2012, 6:31 pm, #227597

Thanks.
Zetmonk - January 10, 2012, 6:45 am, #227425
Aww, this made me smile. The feets make it even cuter! ;-)


COWBOY LOGIC -




CYNICS - People who smell the sweet scent of flowers and look for the coffin.


TAGS: humor funny demotivational
Rating: 3.68/5

More motifakes by WTFO

Sean - November 25, 2009, 11:52 am, #139819
A worthy 5.
WTFO - November 25, 2009, 12:38 am, #139596
A quick count shows over 60 non-political funnies. Also, some of the political stuff is funny, if you're not too sensitive about your team. Bone, click my name and scroll. They make me laugh, but no guarantees you will.
BoneCD - November 25, 2009, 12:35 am, #139593
WTF WTFO and you're not sharing
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 25, 2009, 12:35 am, #139592
sweet potato.
WTFO - November 25, 2009, 12:33 am, #139589
BTW, I have quite a bit of non-political stuff.
WTFO - November 25, 2009, 12:31 am, #139586
Like most people on this site, I do what I enjoy. Just because some political satire doesn't appeal to you doesn't mean it isn't funny or demotivational to me.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 25, 2009, 12:26 am, #139578
So much better than your political stuff. Why can't you do this kinda thing all the time?
WTFO - November 25, 2009, 12:24 am, #139576
Much obliged.
BoneCD - November 24, 2009, 11:34 pm, #139484
Ditto here
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 24, 2009, 11:32 pm, #139482
I like it. 5.
Derek - November 24, 2009, 11:12 pm, #139462
Pretty good. Mind you, when one is at a funeral, focussing on the flowers would be the act of a denialist or a child.


PARANOIA - You only have to be right once to make it all worth it.


TAGS: funny humor
Rating: 3.27/5

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NECESSITY -


TAGS: tv emote family humor
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - February 1, 2012, 11:22 pm, #228684

I think everyone has. It's like being stranded on the moon, isn't it?
KylieM - February 1, 2012, 6:06 pm, #228643
we lost the remote once
lgvernon - February 1, 2012, 5:28 pm, #228638

;)
Airman - February 1, 2012, 5:01 pm, #228636
remote? we didn't even have a color tv till I was 17
lgvernon - February 1, 2012, 4:13 pm, #228632

LOL~~time flies. Then you croak.
maoworks2 - February 1, 2012, 4:10 pm, #228631
Same Thing At Our House,Times Have Changed Just In 50 Years.
lgvernon - February 1, 2012, 4:04 pm, #228629

The first remote control I can remember had a cord from it to the set and had dials on it. All it would do was change the channel. Us kids still had to go adjust the sound~~and my brother still had to go up on the roof.
lgvernon - February 1, 2012, 4:02 pm, #228628

LOL~~I remember my big brother on the roof, turning the TV antenna while my dad screamed directions out the living room window. That was considerably later than 1952. I don't think we had a remote-controlled TV until the 1960's.
maoworks2 - February 1, 2012, 1:32 pm, #228613
Just Like 1952


SUSHI -


TAGS: cat dolphin humor
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - February 2, 2012, 6:59 pm, #228762

Thank you, Gath. Believe it or not, I mulled this one over for several days, finally deciding on the obvious.
Gath - February 2, 2012, 6:43 pm, #228758
so many levels of funny here. I give you 5L. :D
lgvernon - February 2, 2012, 9:19 am, #228721

I believe this is a beluga whale, meaning, of course, that this sushi is dolphin free!~
Gath - February 2, 2012, 1:56 am, #228690
Beluga whale.
KylieM - February 1, 2012, 6:05 pm, #228642
it is not chicken, it is like a dolphin or something, not chicken
lgvernon - February 1, 2012, 10:36 am, #228604

LOL!~
maoworks2 - February 1, 2012, 9:28 am, #228601
What No Gravy?


MOTIFAKE -


TAGS: motifake humor laughter wytch
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Wytch

melissa1125 - October 31, 2011, 10:24 pm, #225484
Sitting here - just got through doing that!
RonE - August 14, 2011, 8:34 am, #222998
Truly epic!
Sho - August 14, 2011, 12:36 am, #222993
LMFAO


THINKING -


TAGS: pensive baby humor
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 24, 2013, 11:16 pm, #248057
Thi5 explains why I drop a deuce so much.
Valymar - March 7, 2012, 4:51 am, #230807
That explains the smell... *g*
Reality Lord - March 6, 2012, 9:24 pm, #230773

god i love this. you have to upload this to motitwist as well.
lgvernon - March 6, 2012, 6:32 pm, #230763

WAsh your hands and hand me my crown~~~
GaryO - March 6, 2012, 6:15 pm, #230757
Yeah, that’s the look of determination…..signifying slight resistance. The smoothie begets a more unseeing, far-away look, somewhat like being ***ped on the shoulder in the dark. I’m here to take your calls. Cute poopster, Linda, 5 poopies
lgvernon - March 6, 2012, 5:58 pm, #230754

LOL
carebear - March 6, 2012, 5:42 pm, #230753
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 6, 2012, 5:24 pm, #230751

Every parent knows that look~~~
carebear - March 6, 2012, 4:56 pm, #230747
(carebear BANNED)


MARRIAGE - ... is an attempt to solve problems together which you didn't even have when you were on your own.




BACK OFF FUZZBALL -




IT WAS A CLOSE CALL - but after a lot of work, Kenji showed up at the prom. 'Miss Rubota' performed perfectly, and even refused to put out at the end of the night.


TAGS: doris japanese robot prom funny humor humour
Rating: 3.09/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

K - December 5, 2008, 3:31 pm, #42060
Good god, how long had Japan been into robots?
Shtoink - November 10, 2008, 2:23 am, #34976
Hydralisk* silly work comps are over used
Shtoink - November 10, 2008, 2:22 am, #34975
oh that Kenji! hes a sly one! passing his sister off as a girl nobody knows! he should have brought his Hydralis cousin from Korea


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